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snogged ([personal profile] snogged) wrote2008-01-15 02:56 pm

I'd call this a Drabble on Crack

I posted this for the Who? What? Where? challenge at [livejournal.com profile] nekid_spike. This has to be one of the most cracktastic drabbles I've ever written.

Title: Watermelon Hole
Who?What?Where?: Buffy, Watermelon, Wardrobe
Rating: R, for implied sex with inanimate objects.
Word Count: 134


“Gross!” Buffy shrieked, her hand quickly retreating from her wardrobe. She’d been looking for a hot pair of pumps to wear Slaying and instead had touched something hard, round, and definitely not stylishly affordably shoes.

She stuck her head into the closet and came face to fruit with a large, round watermelon. She carefully lifted it out of the closet and slowly turned it in her hands. Someone had cut a hole in it and had removed most of the fruit and juices from its insides.

She looked at it closer and her nose wrinkled in further disgust. The edges of the hole were white and sticky. She instantly dropped the melon on the floor and fled the room. Someone was going to pay for this and she knew just the person.

“SPIKE!”