My First Drabble for btvs_ats_100

[snogged]

I joined the community btvs_ats_100 and I posted my first drabble today. It's a really fun community with an interesting twist. You sign up for teams (The Scoobies (known for their fluffy sides) and The Order of Aurelius (known for their dark sides)) and each drabble you write earns points for your team.

This was my drabble. Please read the warnings. They will influence your decision on whether or not to read it. And ash_carpenter, I'm going to blame you for this fucked up gem.

Title: Convent
Author: snogged
Team: Order of Aurelius
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Angelus/nun
Challenge: Firsts
Warnings: dark, violence, sexual innuendo, religious references that people may find offensive


The convent was quiet. Angelus had never been in one before and from the looks of things, he wasn’t missing much.

“You know what I don’t get? The whole marriage to God. Can you honestly say that you’ve never wanted to feel cock pounding into your tight, virgin hole? I bet I could make you scream out my name. Probably his, too. I could have you breaking the commandments in no time. Would you like that?”

“Please, sir. God is in your heart. Just reach out to him and find peace.”

Angelus snapped the woman’s neck with ease. “Not likely.”