snogged | Kinky Drabble Call

I feel like I need a break from grad school thoughts so I thought one approach to that is to do a drabble call (100-200 words). Specifically, I want to tackle some kinks that my flist has. What can I say...it's been awhile since I've written smut.

I want a pairing (rare and odd pairings are welcome since stretching my boundaries is always good) and a kinky prompt.

And so I'm taking the first seven requests.

Acceptable fandoms are BtVS/AtS, Harry Potter, Heroes, Bones, and How I Met Your Mother

I will write slash, femme slash, and het. So don't be shy!

EDIT:

This drabble call is closed.