Drabble: The Willow Rosenberg Guide... (Willow/Angel) FRT-13/PG-13

[snogged]

Title: The Willow Rosenberg Guide to a Perfect Vampire-Friendly Vacation
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Pairing: Willow/Angel; fluff/humor
Prompt: Vacation
Word Count: 164
Summary: Willow’s tips for vacation goers…
Requested by rua1412


Location: Vampires and sunlight do not a good combination make. So I don’t recommend trips to California’s sunny beaches. Instead, consider a trip to visit the penguins in Antarctica or for those on a budget, a beach towel and well-shaken blood margaritas (on second thought, make mine strawberry!) will do the trick just fine.

Demon Population: Unfortunately, this one seems to be hard to avoid no matter where a person goes. I’ve heard the demons in Antarctica are particularly frigid folks that think it’s a good idea to wrap their scaly bodies in human flesh (gross!). My suggestion is to make sure a few swords get packed into the luggage and a few herbs to give spells an extra punch wouldn’t hurt either.

Sex: No matter what sort of vacation you go on with your vampire, it helps to…I mean, there’s this thing that Angel does with his tongue when we’re…I mean, just…don’t leave sex out of a vacation because…well…sunlight and vampires don’t mix!

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Tee Hee! Very cute, hon!


Gabrielle

[snogged.livejournal.com]

thank you!

I need a little bit of fun, you know?

[spikesredqueen.livejournal.com]

*giggles* this was adorable!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

thank you!

It was fun to write too.

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Bloody margaritas! Hehehe. Nice.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

thank you!

I had quite a bit of fun with this one, short as it is :)

[evangelin1202.livejournal.com]

:D I love this one, it's so cute and funny!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

awww! Thank you, darling :)

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

hehehe I love you Willow voice! That was so cute!!

kiss kiss xxx

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I'm thrilled you enjoyed it, hun :)

[lzod.livejournal.com]

it was adorable!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

yay!

[not-purrrfect.livejournal.com]

This is so good. It reminds me of one I saw on ff.net where one author combined BTVS and the show good eats with Alton Brown it is fun foo. It reminds so much of your purrrrrrrrrrrrrr-fect writing. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2360712/1/ You still rule though sweetie.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the link. I'll check it out!

[purplefeen.livejournal.com]

This was too cute! I love the blood margueritas! :)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I'm so thrilled you found it cute :)

The blood margaritas feel like a stroke of brilliance today!

[rua1412.livejournal.com]

Ehehehehe
Cool drabble, thank you!!!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

no problem :)

Glad you enjoyed it