Title: Conference Call
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/Marshall
Word Count: 2588
Rating: NC-17/FRAO (probably higher); for explicit, consensual sex , anal sex, first times, adult language, sexual slurs, alcohol use, cruelty to birds, angst, infidelity, spanking, piercings, mentions of double penetration.
Spoilers: Tales place during Season 4 before the events of “Woo!”
Summary:
Beta: The impeccable rockstarpeach. Also, many thanks to idioticonion for reading the first draft
Dedicated with love to automotivesmile who could probably use some cheering up right now.
A/N: Written for the HIMYM Ultimate Smut Duel

( Conference Call )