Drabble Call Response for jerseystrife - (Barney/Robin)

[snogged]

I've been listening to "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra and "S.E.X." by Nickelback all day. Both are surprisingly helpful for smut.

Title: Call Me Daddy
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Robin, implied Robin/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO; het, daddy!kink, spanking, blowjobs, sex, adult language
Setting: Season 2
Word Count: 204
Prompt: Smutty, dark would be great too. Dirty is nice. :)
Requested by jerseystrife
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.


He knows she’s with Ted. That’s supposed to make her untouchable. But how can he resist when she walks into the bar wearing a lacy-white sundress and pigtails?

She’s just begging to be fucked, begging to be taken advantage of. His dick hardens at the thought of her crawling onto his lap and calling him daddy. He wants to mark her ass, spank her till she sobs while she recounts the blow job she gave to nasty old Ted in the ladies’ bathroom the night before.

He knows she’d get wet from it, her nipples would harden, and she’d ask to suck his cock like a lollipop. But instead, he’d tell her they would do the secret thing that she pinky-swore not to tell anyone about. He groans, thinking of the way she would bounce up and down on his cock. His name would be a sweet sin on her lips as she screamed in pleasure.

When she sits down beside him, his fingers accidentally brush against her thigh and he wonders how drunk she would need to be to go home with him. But then he thinks about Ted again and it feels fucked up.

Why does he have to be such an awesome Bro?

Comments

[jerseystrife.livejournal.com]

Wow! Amazing smut imagery. :D I love seeing Barney's imagination run a little wild here but still be in character about not wanting to mess it up for Ted.

Mmm. Nice smut. Thank you!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*bg* I had fun with this one. And I'm always extra compelled to write HIMYM after a new episode.

It made sense for Barney to not want to screw things up with Ted no matter how hot the smut between him and Robin could be

Your welcome, hun! Feel free to offer me HIMYM fic suggestions whenever you'd like too :)

[jerseystrife.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you! I have lots of suggestions. But they tend to be ones that are longer than the drabble stuff. :)

Barney is such a fun character to write, especially because you can be as perverted as you want since he could get away with it.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I can write longer stuff :)

And I love writing Barney. Not only can he get away with the smutty stuff but I can channel the stories my friend Loki tells me. It's kinda fun having pervy friends

[jerseystrife.livejournal.com]

Totally. I haven't hung out with my really perv friends in quite a while though. Kinda sad about that.

But yes, they can be amazing inspiration for fanfic.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

i've found that all my pervy friends are best friends of mine. we get along well :)

[backtograce.livejournal.com]

His name would be a sweet sin on her lips as she screamed in pleasure.

Wow. Hello awesome smut! I really liked this-- you've got Barney down well.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

thank you!

I'm glad you liked it

And that you think I captured Barney. I adore writing him. He's a perv...just like me :)

[cee-m.livejournal.com]

Wholly hell. That's dirty and dark and woah doggies.

Plus, I love Scotty Doesn't KNow... must listen to now.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*g* Then I did my job :)

I adore Scotty Doesn't Know. It's so funny.

[gammameta.livejournal.com]

Woah. *has to catch breath* HOTT. I love the idea of him thinking things like this all the way back in S2 - perhaps especially in S2, when being denied makes your mind dirtier and sicker and kinkier.

But then...his fingers accidentally brush against her thigh and he wonders how drunk she would need to be to go home with him Aw...poor Barney. I'm not sure it's about how drunk.I think it's how much he wants Robin to hate her current relationship.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thank you. I don't see how Barney could not think these things. He hangs out with two incredibly hot women that both seem untouchable for him. And season 2 just felt like the right timeline for Barney to think something like that.

*nods* That's is definitely true.

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm. I love it when he's having agressive thoughts like this. Super-hot.

Hope you manage to write that one for me? :-D

[snogged.livejournal.com]

thanks hun

I can't promise that yours will come out anytime soon but it's on my to-do list

[rockstarpeach.livejournal.com]

Awww, poor Barney. He really is an awesome bro.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

he is :) But he's also a smutty one.

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

Fuck what a hot hot fantasy!!! I love Barney's mind!
And mmmm spanking Robin... *happy sigh*

YUMMY!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*bg* I had a ton of fun writing this one :) It steamed up my computer screen *g*

And I love Barney's mind too.

Thanks hun!

[secondmezzanine.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THIS IS fucking-- hot.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

thanks darling!

*snuggles*