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HIMYM: Level Up (Barney/Ted) FRAO/NC-17 (to be safe)
Title: Level Up
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO (to be safe); slash, implied sex (anal and oral), sexual slurs, adult language, boob!talk, humor
Summary: Barney disapproves of Ted playing WoW.
Setting: I’m going to say AU though I wish to God, it was canon.
Word Count: 274
Prompt: World of Warcraft and Romance/Smut
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jerseystrife
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.
Barney strolled into Ted’s apartment and froze at the sight of his bro basking in the blueish-green glow of his computer, fingers clicking away at the keys, head set firmly in place on his ears. “You still play World of Warcraft, Ted? Seriously, have I taught you nothing? Geeks don’t get laid. Unless, they have green to wave under a dirty slut’s nose.”
“What? It’s fun.” Ted shrugged, scrunching his eyebrows as he tried to return to total concentration.
Barney glanced over at Ted’s laptop and narrowed his eyes. “Sure, it’s fun, Ted. If you’re a 15 year old boy whose only sexual comfort is wanking off to fantasy chicks with CGI-enhanced hooters.”
“Princess Leia’s boobs were never enhanced!” Ted replied, crossing his arms over his chest and pouting.
Barney couldn’t help but admit that Ted had a cute pout. And tantalizing lips. Lips that would like great wrapped around an achingly hard cock. His cock. That was twitching against his thigh and was itching to bone Ted, to fill his holes and make him scream like a two-dollar whore.
Ted turned to look at Barney and a small grin tugged at the corners of his lips. “You’re horny, aren’t you?”
Barney forced a cough and wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. “What gave you that impression?”
Ted’s smile grew wider as he reached over to tousle Barney’s hair. “Because I have a tappable ass? Or perhaps, because we’ve been fucking each other senseless for the last two weeks?”
Barney’s tongue darted past his lips and in a swift movement, Ted’s laptop clicked shut.
It was time to upgrade to Level 69.
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO (to be safe); slash, implied sex (anal and oral), sexual slurs, adult language, boob!talk, humor
Summary: Barney disapproves of Ted playing WoW.
Setting: I’m going to say AU though I wish to God, it was canon.
Word Count: 274
Prompt: World of Warcraft and Romance/Smut
Requested by
jerseystrifeBeta: None. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.
Barney strolled into Ted’s apartment and froze at the sight of his bro basking in the blueish-green glow of his computer, fingers clicking away at the keys, head set firmly in place on his ears. “You still play World of Warcraft, Ted? Seriously, have I taught you nothing? Geeks don’t get laid. Unless, they have green to wave under a dirty slut’s nose.”
“What? It’s fun.” Ted shrugged, scrunching his eyebrows as he tried to return to total concentration.
Barney glanced over at Ted’s laptop and narrowed his eyes. “Sure, it’s fun, Ted. If you’re a 15 year old boy whose only sexual comfort is wanking off to fantasy chicks with CGI-enhanced hooters.”
“Princess Leia’s boobs were never enhanced!” Ted replied, crossing his arms over his chest and pouting.
Barney couldn’t help but admit that Ted had a cute pout. And tantalizing lips. Lips that would like great wrapped around an achingly hard cock. His cock. That was twitching against his thigh and was itching to bone Ted, to fill his holes and make him scream like a two-dollar whore.
Ted turned to look at Barney and a small grin tugged at the corners of his lips. “You’re horny, aren’t you?”
Barney forced a cough and wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. “What gave you that impression?”
Ted’s smile grew wider as he reached over to tousle Barney’s hair. “Because I have a tappable ass? Or perhaps, because we’ve been fucking each other senseless for the last two weeks?”
Barney’s tongue darted past his lips and in a swift movement, Ted’s laptop clicked shut.
It was time to upgrade to Level 69.
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This made my day.
Ted’s smile grew wider as he reached over to tousle Barney’s hair. “Because I have a tappable ass? Or perhaps, because we’ve been fucking each other senseless for the last two weeks?”
The sweet imagery of Ted tousling Barney's hair, juxtaposed with the crude admittance to what they've been doing with each other is hilarious. And I can so imagine Ted saying something like that with a cute smile on his face.
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Very cute!
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*whimpers*
Nnnngh!
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I don't know, IO, what am I doing to you with this story? *eg*
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(in a good way)
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While it wasn't what I was thinking, I liked this very, very much.
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The second you made that comment about Barney being a geek...I nearly rewrote this whole thing but I couldn't bring myself to press delete.
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WIN WIN WIN! And Ted's ass is totally tappable hehe!
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Glad you liked that line, sweetie
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Oh this was fun!
xxx
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Nope, my brain's still dead.
I'm currently imagining them 69-ing. Oh god. You need to write them 69-ing.
... now I'm imagining a fic written by you with them 69-ing, and I swear I just melted a little.
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To be perfectly honest...I don't find the 69 a hot position at all. It's so distracting!! *eg*
But it may show up in a fic one day just for you...