Two Drabble Requests - Harry Potter/HIMYM, HIMYM

[snogged]

I only have one more left to go from the Drabble Call that I posted awhile back. WOOT!

General Disclaimer: I own nothing. All characters are over the age of 18.


Title: Magic Wand
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT/PG-13; sexual innuendo
Pairing: 21 Year Old Hermione/Barney Stinson
Prompt: Do You Like Magic?
Word Count: 113
Summary: Barney struggles to impress a witch…
Requested by idioticonion



Lame magic tricks do not impress girls. Not even geeky, frizzy-haired girls who call themselves Hermione and act like they’re some hot-shot witch from a Harry Potter novel.

For starters, she corrected his pronunciation of Abracadabra by insisting the emphasis should be placed on the DA instead of the CA. Then, she had to attack his flower napkin trick by pointing out the crooked alignment of his petals and asking him whether or not he bought his wand at Zonko’s instead of Ollivander’s.

‘Course, that made him drag her into the bathroom and show her exactly where his wand came from. Turns out, that was the only magic trick he needed. (Heh. Heh.)



Title: Casual Fridays
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Prompt: Casual Fridays
Word Count: 134
Summary: GNB has Casual Fridays (set when Ted and Marshall work there)
Requested by lilithisbitter



Goliath National Bank believed in Casual Fridays, citing them as Employee Enthusiasm Events and insisting they promoted the positive welfare of their organization.

Marshall and Ted, to no one’s surprise, got excited about such days as it meant they could come into work in polo shirts (or in Ted’s case, hideous Hawaiian floral) and they would ramble on about how awesome it was to be free of the constraints of suit-dom.

Barney, on the other hand, still wore a suit, which Ted tried to argue with even after Barney insisted that it was Ralph Lauren and thus, could be classified as casual and also, way less lame than girly floral.

As far as Barney saw it, he was the victor in this contest and Ted could just suck it…underneath his desk after lunch! (High-Five!)

Comments

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

I love love LOVE my drabble. Barney would insist on still suiting up on Casual Fridays. No reason not to be awesome.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm so glad you liked what I did with it.

:)

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Not only are you awesome, but the thing with the pronunciation of Abracadabra was GENIUS! Now I want to see Hermione vs Ted!!!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Thanks darling! I figured Hermione would have something to say about Abracadabra :)

Hermione vs. Ted, huh? That sounds grammatically violent

[secondmezzanine.livejournal.com]

Heee! Both of these were just awesome. Dirtyyy last lines for the win. :D

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I just can't keep anything clean... ;)

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

OMG you wrote Hermione/Barney!!! So so so awesome!!

They're both great hun!

As far as Barney saw it, he was the victor in this contest and Ted could just suck it…underneath his desk after lunch! (High-Five!)
*love*

smooches xxx

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Hermione/Barney was so hard to do, though! Fun. But definitely tricky to make it seem real.

Hee!

Glad you liked :)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Heheh.

Heheheh.

Heh.

That was my dirty perv laugh. You never fail to bring that out of me ;)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*grins*

I love unleashing people's inner pervs :)

[loquaciousambie.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehe. Too many good innuendos in one place. :D

[snogged.livejournal.com]

yay!

That's awesome to hear :)

[ofglasstears.livejournal.com]

Your Barney/Ted makes me squee.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

hee :) I love my Barney/Ted too :)