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jerseystrife - (Barney/Robin)
Jan. 19th, 2009 08:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snoggedI've been listening to "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra and "S.E.X." by Nickelback all day. Both are surprisingly helpful for smut.
Title: Call Me Daddy
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Robin, implied Robin/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO; het, daddy!kink, spanking, blowjobs, sex, adult language
Setting: Season 2
Word Count: 204
Prompt: Smutty, dark would be great too. Dirty is nice. :)
Requested byjerseystrife
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.
He knows she’s with Ted. That’s supposed to make her untouchable. But how can he resist when she walks into the bar wearing a lacy-white sundress and pigtails?
She’s just begging to be fucked, begging to be taken advantage of. His dick hardens at the thought of her crawling onto his lap and calling him daddy. He wants to mark her ass, spank her till she sobs while she recounts the blow job she gave to nasty old Ted in the ladies’ bathroom the night before.
He knows she’d get wet from it, her nipples would harden, and she’d ask to suck his cock like a lollipop. But instead, he’d tell her they would do the secret thing that she pinky-swore not to tell anyone about. He groans, thinking of the way she would bounce up and down on his cock. His name would be a sweet sin on her lips as she screamed in pleasure.
When she sits down beside him, his fingers accidentally brush against her thigh and he wonders how drunk she would need to be to go home with him. But then he thinks about Ted again and it feels fucked up.
Why does he have to be such an awesome Bro?
Title: Call Me Daddy
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Robin, implied Robin/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO; het, daddy!kink, spanking, blowjobs, sex, adult language
Setting: Season 2
Word Count: 204
Prompt: Smutty, dark would be great too. Dirty is nice. :)
Requested by
jerseystrifeBeta: None. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.
He knows she’s with Ted. That’s supposed to make her untouchable. But how can he resist when she walks into the bar wearing a lacy-white sundress and pigtails?
She’s just begging to be fucked, begging to be taken advantage of. His dick hardens at the thought of her crawling onto his lap and calling him daddy. He wants to mark her ass, spank her till she sobs while she recounts the blow job she gave to nasty old Ted in the ladies’ bathroom the night before.
He knows she’d get wet from it, her nipples would harden, and she’d ask to suck his cock like a lollipop. But instead, he’d tell her they would do the secret thing that she pinky-swore not to tell anyone about. He groans, thinking of the way she would bounce up and down on his cock. His name would be a sweet sin on her lips as she screamed in pleasure.
When she sits down beside him, his fingers accidentally brush against her thigh and he wonders how drunk she would need to be to go home with him. But then he thinks about Ted again and it feels fucked up.
Why does he have to be such an awesome Bro?
