Okay...I can forgive children for thinking I'm pregnant. They don't know any better and often times, they're pretty oblivious about how babies are born anyway. My 4-year old neighbor thinks girls get pregnant from eating.
But adults? Seriously. Don't fucking ask me if I'm pregnant. I have a damn muffin top...that I'm trying to correct thru exercise, nutrition, and all that shit.
I'm not pregnant and I'm not going to be so eff the fuck off.
This rant has been brought to you by stupid, fucking people on Facebook that call themselves my friends.