If I Were A Bell, I'd Go Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding

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If I were a month, I'd be ...September
If I were a day of the week, I'd be ...Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be ...10:00 AM
If I were a planet, I'd be ...Saturn
If I were a direction, I'd be ...North Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be ...a curio cabinet
If I were a liquid, I'd be ...peach tea
If I were a gemstone, I'd be ...an emerald
If I were a tree, I'd be ...a catalpa
If I were a flower, I'd be ...an amaryllis
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be ...a thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd ...be a cello
If I were a color, I'd be ...crimson
If I were an emotion, I'd ...be passion
If I were a fruit, I'd be ...mango
If I were a sound, I'd be ...white noise
If I were an element, I'd be ...water (or scientifically, cobalt)
If I were a food, I'd be ...cheddar cheese
If I were a place, I'd be ...Devil's Lake State Park
If I were a material, I'd be ...cotton-poly blend
If I were a taste, I'd taste ...umami (savory)
If I were a scent, I'd be ... Midnight Pomegranate
If I were an animal, I'd be ... a cat.
If I were a body part, I'd be ... a pinna.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be ... a smirk
If I were a song, I'd be ... The Firebird Suite by Stravinsky
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be ... knee high black boots.
If I were a website I'd be ... livejournal.com
If I were a TV show I'd be ... Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
If I were a author I'd be ... Anne Bishop.
If I were a painting I'd be ... "The Star" by Degas.