*kicks muse*

Why is it so damn difficult for me to write smut today?

I think the muses hate me because when I start writing it, it just comes out sounding forced instead of sexy and hot.

*sigh*

Maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow.

*kicks muse*

Why is it so damn difficult for me to write smut today?

I think the muses hate me because when I start writing it, it just comes out sounding forced instead of sexy and hot.

*sigh*

Maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow.

HIMYM: Dirty Boy (Barney/Male(It's A Surprise)) - FRAO/NC-17

Title: Dirty Boy
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/(I can’t tell you or it wouldn’t be a surprise)
Word Count: 1464
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for SLASH, themes of BDSM, blow jobs, adult language, sexual slurs, and a little mindfuckery.
Spoilers: Set between “Miracles” and “The Best Burger In New York”
Team Beta: many thanks to darlingchaos, rockstarpeach, and kallie_kat for their awesome beta skills. Also, idioticonion for reading the first draft and reassuring me that that my smut muse isn't dead.
A/N: Written for rockstarpeach who wanted the kink: denial (as in, denying how much one enjoys a situation that others would find unappealing) and for idioticonion who wanted to see Barney in a Dom/sub situation.

( Dirty Boy )

HIMYM: Dirty Boy (Barney/Male(It's A Surprise)) - FRAO/NC-17

Title: Dirty Boy
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/(I can’t tell you or it wouldn’t be a surprise)
Word Count: 1464
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for SLASH, themes of BDSM, blow jobs, adult language, sexual slurs, and a little mindfuckery.
Spoilers: Set between “Miracles” and “The Best Burger In New York”
Team Beta: many thanks to darlingchaos, rockstarpeach, and kallie_kat for their awesome beta skills. Also, idioticonion for reading the first draft and reassuring me that that my smut muse isn't dead.
A/N: Written for rockstarpeach who wanted the kink: denial (as in, denying how much one enjoys a situation that others would find unappealing) and for idioticonion who wanted to see Barney in a Dom/sub situation.

( Dirty Boy )