BtVS/HP X-Over: Bourbon and Spice (Neville/Xander) FRM/R

This is for my girl, jasonsnene, who not only requested this one but needs some serious cheering up as she deals with some RL shit.

Title: Bourbon and Spice
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon and co. own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. JK Rowling owns Harry Potter and co. I don't own anything. Please don't sue.
Rating/Warning: FRM/R; slash, implied anal sex but nothing explicit
Pairing: Neville/Xander
Summary: He was positive that this man had been molded by the gods…
Setting: Post-Deathly Hallows, Post-Season 7 of BtVS
Requested by jasonsnene who wanted to see a Neville/Xander story
Word Count: 186
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot spelling and/or grammar errors.

( Bourbon and Spice )

BtVS/HP X-Over: Bourbon and Spice (Neville/Xander) FRM/R

This is for my girl, jasonsnene, who not only requested this one but needs some serious cheering up as she deals with some RL shit.

Title: Bourbon and Spice
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon and co. own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. JK Rowling owns Harry Potter and co. I don't own anything. Please don't sue.
Rating/Warning: FRM/R; slash, implied anal sex but nothing explicit
Pairing: Neville/Xander
Summary: He was positive that this man had been molded by the gods…
Setting: Post-Deathly Hallows, Post-Season 7 of BtVS
Requested by jasonsnene who wanted to see a Neville/Xander story
Word Count: 186
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot spelling and/or grammar errors.

( Bourbon and Spice )

HIMYM: Malicious (1/1) - ADULT- A Barney Stinson Character Study

There's a song on my iTunes playlist that makes me wince whenever I hear it but I've been known to listen to it on repeat. The lyrics are cold and heartless, nailing on something within the human psyche that makes men monsters and women victims. It came up last night and I was reminded of Barney, reminded of the way he manipulates and hurts women but still manages to get laid. The show itself touches on theses traits but I never feel like it quite conveys the power or the evil of Barney's actions.

So I'm going to.

As a warning, this story is mean and nasty and I won't be offended if you hate it.

Title: Malicious
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. Brand New owns the lyrics to “Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis.” I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/OFC. This is a character study of how cruel and deviant Barney can be with women.
Word Count: 1563
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; sexual slurs, explicit sex, adult language, dark themes, demeaning to women.
Summary: His tongue will taste of scotch and malicious intent…
Beta Crew: Many thanks to rockstarpeach and idioticonion for all their help

( Malicious )

HIMYM: Malicious (1/1) - ADULT- A Barney Stinson Character Study

There's a song on my iTunes playlist that makes me wince whenever I hear it but I've been known to listen to it on repeat. The lyrics are cold and heartless, nailing on something within the human psyche that makes men monsters and women victims. It came up last night and I was reminded of Barney, reminded of the way he manipulates and hurts women but still manages to get laid. The show itself touches on theses traits but I never feel like it quite conveys the power or the evil of Barney's actions.

So I'm going to.

As a warning, this story is mean and nasty and I won't be offended if you hate it.

Title: Malicious
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. Brand New owns the lyrics to “Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis.” I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/OFC. This is a character study of how cruel and deviant Barney can be with women.
Word Count: 1563
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; sexual slurs, explicit sex, adult language, dark themes, demeaning to women.
Summary: His tongue will taste of scotch and malicious intent…
Beta Crew: Many thanks to rockstarpeach and idioticonion for all their help

( Malicious )

Meme

yoinked from vamptastica

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now consider yourself obligated (even if we don't speak often or ever) then you should post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ saying who you gakked it from and see what your friends come up with.

Meme

yoinked from vamptastica

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now consider yourself obligated (even if we don't speak often or ever) then you should post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ saying who you gakked it from and see what your friends come up with.