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Title: Desperate Housewife
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't.
Pairing: Barney/Claudia, Claudia/Stuart (Claudia’s POV)
Word Count: 616
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13; adult language, adult situations, themes of infidelity
Spoilers: Season 4
Summary: Claudia prepares for a night with Barney but things don’t go as planned.
Beta: None. Please point at any spelling/grammar mistakes.
A/N: Dedicated to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
idioticonion who was crucial to the execution of this little ficlet.
A/N2: This is set in the HIMYM!Facebook ‘verse. A brief synopsis about the events taking place before this: Claudia’s marriage isn’t going well. She caught Stuart reading dirty magazines and it led to a huge argument. Door slamming. Glass breaking. And Stuart declaring he could find himself a woman that would be hotter and nicer than she was. Claudia turned to Barney for comfort and he promised to show up her doorstep when he got back from LA. But for those already in this game, we know that Barney didn't make it back from LA.
( Desperate Housewife )
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't.
Pairing: Barney/Claudia, Claudia/Stuart (Claudia’s POV)
Word Count: 616
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13; adult language, adult situations, themes of infidelity
Spoilers: Season 4
Summary: Claudia prepares for a night with Barney but things don’t go as planned.
Beta: None. Please point at any spelling/grammar mistakes.
A/N: Dedicated to
idioticonion who was crucial to the execution of this little ficlet. A/N2: This is set in the HIMYM!Facebook ‘verse. A brief synopsis about the events taking place before this: Claudia’s marriage isn’t going well. She caught Stuart reading dirty magazines and it led to a huge argument. Door slamming. Glass breaking. And Stuart declaring he could find himself a woman that would be hotter and nicer than she was. Claudia turned to Barney for comfort and he promised to show up her doorstep when he got back from LA. But for those already in this game, we know that Barney didn't make it back from LA.
( Desperate Housewife )