HIMYM: Thrill Of The Chase (1/3) Barney/Claudia - FRAO/NC-17

Title: Thrill of the Chase, Part 1

Author: snogged and idioticonion

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Claudia, implied Stuart/Claudia

Word Count: 1898

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for explicit sex, infidelity/cheating, adult language (including sexual slurs), angst

Spoilers: Takes place after “Intervention” in Season 4

Summary: Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind…

A/N: Written for the Summer Smut Challenge at mature_himym. Entertainingly, Claudia and Barney are the characters IO and I play in the Facebook HIMYM RPG. And this came from a chat about wanting to bring these fantastic characters into a smutty situation in canon. So this is what you get :)

( Thrill Of The Chase, Part 1 )

HIMYM: Thrill Of The Chase (1/3) Barney/Claudia - FRAO/NC-17

Title: Thrill of the Chase, Part 1

Author: snogged and idioticonion

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Claudia, implied Stuart/Claudia

Word Count: 1898

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for explicit sex, infidelity/cheating, adult language (including sexual slurs), angst

Spoilers: Takes place after “Intervention” in Season 4

Summary: Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind…

A/N: Written for the Summer Smut Challenge at mature_himym. Entertainingly, Claudia and Barney are the characters IO and I play in the Facebook HIMYM RPG. And this came from a chat about wanting to bring these fantastic characters into a smutty situation in canon. So this is what you get :)

( Thrill Of The Chase, Part 1 )

GARGGH!

Warning: Annoying People Rant Ahead.

So the internet in my apartment is currently down and to keep myself from going crazy, I headed down to the campus library to check LJ and Gmail and things.

It occurs to me why I like my internet at home so much.

Because it does not feature an annoying boy sitting next to me with headphones who has the most obnoxious laugh in the entire world. It makes me wince and cringe each time he does it. And he mumurs to himself about whatever it is that he's watching, which is also ticking me off.

Gah!

I need to get out of here, dudes!

And I want my own damn internet to be working when I get home today.

ETA: I'm back home and my internet is back on. And the only sound I hear is NPH reading off the Top Ten List for Letterman. It's lovely :)

GARGGH!

Warning: Annoying People Rant Ahead.

So the internet in my apartment is currently down and to keep myself from going crazy, I headed down to the campus library to check LJ and Gmail and things.

It occurs to me why I like my internet at home so much.

Because it does not feature an annoying boy sitting next to me with headphones who has the most obnoxious laugh in the entire world. It makes me wince and cringe each time he does it. And he mumurs to himself about whatever it is that he's watching, which is also ticking me off.

Gah!

I need to get out of here, dudes!

And I want my own damn internet to be working when I get home today.

ETA: I'm back home and my internet is back on. And the only sound I hear is NPH reading off the Top Ten List for Letterman. It's lovely :)

Birthday Wishes

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Before I leave for Missouri, I want to wish a few folks a happy birthday because for the majority of them, I won't be around LJ to wish you one of the day.

my_lovers_eyes, angelspike69, loveable_me_87, desertnomad, vamphyrex, sbmshaneomaniac, and starlettmalfoy

Hope you get lots of love and lots of happiness!

*huggles you all*

Birthday Wishes

glitter-graphics.com

Before I leave for Missouri, I want to wish a few folks a happy birthday because for the majority of them, I won't be around LJ to wish you one of the day.

my_lovers_eyes, angelspike69, loveable_me_87, desertnomad, vamphyrex, sbmshaneomaniac, and starlettmalfoy

Hope you get lots of love and lots of happiness!

*huggles you all*