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snoggedTitle: Frosty the Hermaphrodite
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon and co. own BtVS/AtS.
Pairing: Angel/Willow
Word Count: 275
Rating: FRT/PG-13; snowman dirty talk, sexual touching
Summary: Angel wants to build a snowman for Willow...
Beta: None. Please forgive any spelling/grammar errors
A/N: written for tonnic_x who wanted Angel/Willow and naughty snowman building. I hope you find this suitable...no matter how slightly cracked it is.
Decembers in California usually meant that fluffy, white snowflakes were few and far between but that didn’t stop a certain witch and vampire from getting into the holiday spirit. In fact, Angel felt bound and determined to make this winter season a special one for the woman whose parents had never really given her a reason to celebrate.
He picked up the plastic carrot and instantly noticed a naughty gleam sparkling in Willow’s eyes.
“I’m building you a snowman, Willow. It’s purely innocent.” Angel replied, gesturing to the large, foam balls sitting on top of one another in their living room.
Willow giggled, letting her inner 12-year old shine through. “If it’s so innocent then why are you building it with an orange penis?”
Angel tossed her the carrot and picked up the two pieces of coal he intended to be used for eyes. “Would these be his nipples?”
Willow paused, scanning the rest of the adornments her lover had purchased. She lifted up two foam balls and placed them in front of her chest. “Angel, I’m starting to suspect our snowman is going to be a hermaphrodite.”
Angel shook his head and closed the distance between them, capturing her mouth in a searing kiss. “I’m starting to think there are better ideas than snowman building.”
“I’ll second that motion,” Willow whispered, pushing her boyfriend onto the sofa and straddling his lap. “’Sides, I want to see your carrot now. I bet it’s bigger than that poor snowman’s. And I want to make him jealous.”
Angel’s hands brushed across her sweater-covered breasts and Willow whimpered. Who was he to deny such a deliciously naughty request?
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon and co. own BtVS/AtS.
Pairing: Angel/Willow
Word Count: 275
Rating: FRT/PG-13; snowman dirty talk, sexual touching
Summary: Angel wants to build a snowman for Willow...
Beta: None. Please forgive any spelling/grammar errors
A/N: written for tonnic_x who wanted Angel/Willow and naughty snowman building. I hope you find this suitable...no matter how slightly cracked it is.
Decembers in California usually meant that fluffy, white snowflakes were few and far between but that didn’t stop a certain witch and vampire from getting into the holiday spirit. In fact, Angel felt bound and determined to make this winter season a special one for the woman whose parents had never really given her a reason to celebrate.
He picked up the plastic carrot and instantly noticed a naughty gleam sparkling in Willow’s eyes.
“I’m building you a snowman, Willow. It’s purely innocent.” Angel replied, gesturing to the large, foam balls sitting on top of one another in their living room.
Willow giggled, letting her inner 12-year old shine through. “If it’s so innocent then why are you building it with an orange penis?”
Angel tossed her the carrot and picked up the two pieces of coal he intended to be used for eyes. “Would these be his nipples?”
Willow paused, scanning the rest of the adornments her lover had purchased. She lifted up two foam balls and placed them in front of her chest. “Angel, I’m starting to suspect our snowman is going to be a hermaphrodite.”
Angel shook his head and closed the distance between them, capturing her mouth in a searing kiss. “I’m starting to think there are better ideas than snowman building.”
“I’ll second that motion,” Willow whispered, pushing her boyfriend onto the sofa and straddling his lap. “’Sides, I want to see your carrot now. I bet it’s bigger than that poor snowman’s. And I want to make him jealous.”
Angel’s hands brushed across her sweater-covered breasts and Willow whimpered. Who was he to deny such a deliciously naughty request?
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on 2008-12-09 04:59 am (UTC)Gabrielle
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on 2008-12-09 05:03 am (UTC)DAMN was that yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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on 2008-12-09 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-12-09 05:50 am (UTC)Glad you liked it so much
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on 2008-12-09 09:48 am (UTC)Really cool!
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on 2008-12-09 03:35 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it
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on 2008-12-09 04:47 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-12-09 04:54 pm (UTC)Awesome
Re: Awesome
on 2008-12-09 05:23 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-12-09 08:26 pm (UTC). “’Sides, I want to see your carrot now. I bet it’s bigger than that poor snowman’s. And I want to make him jealous.”
I really don't think I'll look at carrots in the same way! lol!
xxxx
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on 2008-12-10 02:11 am (UTC)Carrots will definitely never be the same
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on 2008-12-10 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-12-10 06:22 pm (UTC)