![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snoggedTitle: The Willow Rosenberg Guide to a Perfect Vampire-Friendly Vacation
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Pairing: Willow/Angel; fluff/humor
Prompt: Vacation
Word Count: 164
Summary: Willow’s tips for vacation goers…
Requested by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rua1412
Location: Vampires and sunlight do not a good combination make. So I don’t recommend trips to California’s sunny beaches. Instead, consider a trip to visit the penguins in Antarctica or for those on a budget, a beach towel and well-shaken blood margaritas (on second thought, make mine strawberry!) will do the trick just fine.
Demon Population: Unfortunately, this one seems to be hard to avoid no matter where a person goes. I’ve heard the demons in Antarctica are particularly frigid folks that think it’s a good idea to wrap their scaly bodies in human flesh (gross!). My suggestion is to make sure a few swords get packed into the luggage and a few herbs to give spells an extra punch wouldn’t hurt either.
Sex: No matter what sort of vacation you go on with your vampire, it helps to…I mean, there’s this thing that Angel does with his tongue when we’re…I mean, just…don’t leave sex out of a vacation because…well…sunlight and vampires don’t mix!
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Pairing: Willow/Angel; fluff/humor
Prompt: Vacation
Word Count: 164
Summary: Willow’s tips for vacation goers…
Requested by
rua1412Location: Vampires and sunlight do not a good combination make. So I don’t recommend trips to California’s sunny beaches. Instead, consider a trip to visit the penguins in Antarctica or for those on a budget, a beach towel and well-shaken blood margaritas (on second thought, make mine strawberry!) will do the trick just fine.
Demon Population: Unfortunately, this one seems to be hard to avoid no matter where a person goes. I’ve heard the demons in Antarctica are particularly frigid folks that think it’s a good idea to wrap their scaly bodies in human flesh (gross!). My suggestion is to make sure a few swords get packed into the luggage and a few herbs to give spells an extra punch wouldn’t hurt either.
Sex: No matter what sort of vacation you go on with your vampire, it helps to…I mean, there’s this thing that Angel does with his tongue when we’re…I mean, just…don’t leave sex out of a vacation because…well…sunlight and vampires don’t mix!