Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

[snogged]

snagged from dreamsofspike


My fine is....$135.60


Just read the "offenses" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.

When you are done post this as "My fine is $........"

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Offenses:
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Mine's lower than yours *sticks out tongue*

$75


Gabrielle

[secondmezzanine.livejournal.com]

You naughty girl. ;)

[onikoneko.livejournal.com]

$400! I think it was the threesomes and the being in love with multiple people that put me over the edge.

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

Ahem.... I got 460,60 ... Right. I guess I'm kinda naughty :)

xxx

[rileysaplank.livejournal.com]

Well, I know two of the offences you commited as the amounts for those offences make it obvious.

I got $140.60

[lilbreck.livejournal.com]

$180 even.

[cee-m.livejournal.com]

Dude... the subject line made me snort so hard I hurt my nose. :)

[tonnic-x.livejournal.com]

Wow. You only got $100-some??? I must be pretty bad or I counted wrong. LOL... nah, I'm bad. I double checked. =P Well, I am a little older than you...

[sbmshaneomaniac.livejournal.com]

And I'm still in the lead with $485

I'm a dirty dirty girl *Smack*

[kallie-kat.livejournal.com]

I'm a buck 90, but mostly because of the being drunk at work one. We worked weekends and would go out and drink on our lunch hour and then come back and stare at the walls giggle until we sobered up. I miss those days :-)