snagged from a few people

[snogged]

- Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
- Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
- Post them here for everyone to guess.
- Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
- NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.


1. "Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer." "Dogma" guessed by dragonydreams

2. "Look, I'm sorry, but when the CIA wants to learn new dirty tricks they observe figure skaters and their moms." -"Ice Princess" guessed by sweet_lyri

3. We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that? "Cruel Intentions" guessed by ash_carpenter

4. "It must be interesting to be in a room full of men, most of whom you've seen with their pants down." "Puts it all in some kind of perspective."


5. "No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life." "Saved" guessed by dragonydreams and lesbianbutch04

6. "Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back." "Secretary" guessed by dragonydreams

7. "Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows!" "Futurama: Bender's Big Score" guessed by kallie_kat

8. "They force him to consume large amounts of fermented grain in an attempt to kill him. Unwilling to mate, he is no longer of any use to their species."

9. "No I 'aven't; I 'aven't forgotten the sardines. I remembered the sardines. Well, what a surprise; I guess I'll just go into the kitchen and fix some more sardines to celebrate!" -"Noises Off" guessed by hisui_ryoshi

10. All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." "Clerks II" guessed by jewelledfairy and kallie_kat

11. "Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator." "Mallrats" guessed by mordere

12. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. "

13. "You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!" "The 40 Year Old Virgin" guessed by jasonnene

14. "He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles."

15. "Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail."

16. "Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from." "True Romance" guessed by ash_carpenter

17. "It's true, I'm not like other grannies. I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. I'd rather live life to the EXTREME!"

18. "I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are." "Bridget Jones's Diary" guessed by ash_carpenter

19. "Oh yes... such practices. The Geishas of Japan, the concubines of Siam, the catamites of Greece, the harlots of India. I have them all here, drawings of them. Everything you've ever dreamed of doing with a woman. Would you like to see?"- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Guessed by hisui_ryoshi and jasonnene

20. "I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you! " "The Simpsons Movie" guessed by dischargie