Snogged: An Insatiable State of Mind

I wanted to get the final section posted before I left for Missouri in about 30 minutes as I won't be on LJ at all for about a week.

Love you all and will miss you!

Title: Thrill of the Chase, Part 3

Author: snogged and idioticonion

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Claudia, implied Stuart/Claudia

Word Count: 1755

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for explicit sex, infidelity/cheating, adult language (including sexual slurs), angst

Spoilers: Takes place after “Intervention” in Season 4

Summary: Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind…

A/N: Written for the Summer Smut Challenge at mature_himym.

( Thrill Of The Chase, Part 3 )

Title: Thrill of the Chase, Part 2

Author: snogged and idioticonion

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Claudia, implied Stuart/Claudia

Word Count: 1968

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for explicit sex, infidelity/cheating, adult language (including sexual slurs), angst

Spoilers: Takes place after “Intervention” in Season 4

Summary: Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind…

A/N: Written for the Summer Smut Challenge at mature_himym.

( Thrill Of The Chase, Part 2 )

Title: Thrill of the Chase, Part 1

Author: snogged and idioticonion

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Claudia, implied Stuart/Claudia

Word Count: 1898

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for explicit sex, infidelity/cheating, adult language (including sexual slurs), angst

Spoilers: Takes place after “Intervention” in Season 4

Summary: Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind…

A/N: Written for the Summer Smut Challenge at mature_himym. Entertainingly, Claudia and Barney are the characters IO and I play in the Facebook HIMYM RPG. And this came from a chat about wanting to bring these fantastic characters into a smutty situation in canon. So this is what you get :)

( Thrill Of The Chase, Part 1 )

<----- And it makes me feel strangely giddy :)

Title: Desperate Housewife
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't.
Pairing: Barney/Claudia, Claudia/Stuart (Claudia’s POV)
Word Count: 616
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13; adult language, adult situations, themes of infidelity
Spoilers: Season 4
Summary: Claudia prepares for a night with Barney but things don’t go as planned.
Beta: None. Please point at any spelling/grammar mistakes.
A/N: Dedicated to idioticonion who was crucial to the execution of this little ficlet.
A/N2: This is set in the HIMYM!Facebook ‘verse. A brief synopsis about the events taking place before this: Claudia’s marriage isn’t going well. She caught Stuart reading dirty magazines and it led to a huge argument. Door slamming. Glass breaking. And Stuart declaring he could find himself a woman that would be hotter and nicer than she was. Claudia turned to Barney for comfort and he promised to show up her doorstep when he got back from LA. But for those already in this game, we know that Barney didn't make it back from LA.

( Desperate Housewife )