Song Lyric Meme
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roland44 and otempora42
Post lyrics to 15 of your fave songs. Your f-list then get to guess what the songs are. Please don't Google the lyrics!
Also, I'll be the screening the comments to give everyone a chance :) And who knows, the one who guesses the most without looking anything up might get a prezzie ;)
1. Maybe in the parking lot/ Better bring your friend along/Better off together than just one at a time.
2. I’m the bad professor/ I’m the bad professor/A tenured titty caresser/ I’m a bad, bad man.
3. And let me spin ya like a record (wicky wicky) /Let me get ya butt naked (licky licky)/ Here we go, yo here's the scenario/ Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio
4. Dumb as they come, oh, can't you see?/ My cup size and IQ work in harmony
5. Second chances they don’t ever matter, people never change/ Once a whore, you’re nothing more/ I’m sorry that’ll never change
6. Her name is Alberta/ She lives in Vancouver/ She cooks like my mother/ And sucks like a hoover
7. I ache for the touch of your lips, dear/But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts/Like nobody else.
8. Something has changed within me/ Something is not the same/ I’m sick of playing by the rules of someone else’s game.
9. There’s nothing worse than hearing verse sung like a Tweety Bird/Unless it’s screaming ‘cause I’m beating up a theater nerd.
10. She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go/still, she’s on her knees.
11. She's a drug that I need /Tell me why should I leave?/She's no angel but she's saving me
12. She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
13. And there were three sexes then one that looked like two men glued up back to back called the Children of the Sun/And similar in shape and girth was the Children of the Earth/They looked like two girls rolled up in one.
14. I feel a little naughty/Baby, I’ll help you relax/I’ll tie you up with phone cord/We’ll play with whips, and nipple clips, and candle wax!
15. He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye/He said: Get up off your asses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry!
roland44 and otempora42Post lyrics to 15 of your fave songs. Your f-list then get to guess what the songs are. Please don't Google the lyrics!
Also, I'll be the screening the comments to give everyone a chance :) And who knows, the one who guesses the most without looking anything up might get a prezzie ;)
1. Maybe in the parking lot/ Better bring your friend along/Better off together than just one at a time.
2. I’m the bad professor/ I’m the bad professor/A tenured titty caresser/ I’m a bad, bad man.
3. And let me spin ya like a record (wicky wicky) /Let me get ya butt naked (licky licky)/ Here we go, yo here's the scenario/ Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio
4. Dumb as they come, oh, can't you see?/ My cup size and IQ work in harmony
5. Second chances they don’t ever matter, people never change/ Once a whore, you’re nothing more/ I’m sorry that’ll never change
6. Her name is Alberta/ She lives in Vancouver/ She cooks like my mother/ And sucks like a hoover
7. I ache for the touch of your lips, dear/But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts/Like nobody else.
8. Something has changed within me/ Something is not the same/ I’m sick of playing by the rules of someone else’s game.
9. There’s nothing worse than hearing verse sung like a Tweety Bird/Unless it’s screaming ‘cause I’m beating up a theater nerd.
10. She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go/still, she’s on her knees.
11. She's a drug that I need /Tell me why should I leave?/She's no angel but she's saving me
12. She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
13. And there were three sexes then one that looked like two men glued up back to back called the Children of the Sun/And similar in shape and girth was the Children of the Earth/They looked like two girls rolled up in one.
14. I feel a little naughty/Baby, I’ll help you relax/I’ll tie you up with phone cord/We’ll play with whips, and nipple clips, and candle wax!
15. He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye/He said: Get up off your asses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry!