Lyric Meme Results!

[snogged]

1. Maybe in the parking lot/ Better bring your friend along/Better off together than just one at a time. - S.E.X. by Nickelback (sweet_lyri, angelskuuipo, my_lovers_eyes, and lilithisbitter

2. I’m the bad professor/ I’m the bad professor/A tenured titty caresser/ I’m a bad, bad man. - Mixer At Delta Chi by Stephen Lynch (lilithisbitter)

3. And let me spin ya like a record (wicky wicky) /Let me get ya butt naked (licky licky)/ Here we go, yo here's the scenario/ Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio - Fever for the Flava by Hot Action Cop (lilithisbitter)

4. Dumb as they come, oh, can't you see?/ My cup size and IQ work in harmony - My Boobs Are OK by Lene Alexandra. (lilithisbitter)

5. Second chances they don’t ever matter, people never change/ Once a whore, you’re nothing more/ I’m sorry that’ll never change. -Misery Business by Paramore (lilithisbitter, roland44, vimtastic

6. Her name is Alberta/ She lives in Vancouver/ She cooks like my mother/ And sucks like a hoover - My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada from Avenue Q (otempora42, tempestdance, lilithisbitter, vimtastic

7. I ache for the touch of your lips, dear/But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts/Like nobody else. - Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer (otempora42, lilithisbitter, velvetwhip

8. Something has changed within me/ Something is not the same/ I’m sick of playing by the rules of someone else’s game. - Defying Gravity from Wicked the Musical (da_phoenix13, lilithisbitter, vimtastic

9. There’s nothing worse than hearing verse sung like a Tweety Bird/Unless it’s screaming ‘cause I’m beating up a theater nerd. - Zach's Rap (Flava) from Commentary!The Musical (otempora42, da_phoenix13, lilithisbitter)

10. She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go/still, she’s on her knees. - Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra (lilithisbitter, rockstarpeach

11. She's a drug that I need /Tell me why should I leave?/She's no angel but she's saving me - Dirty Little Girl by Burn Halo (lilithisbitter)

12. She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell. - Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman (lilithisbitter, my_lovers_eyes

13. And there were three sexes then one that looked like two men glued up back to back called the Children of the Sun/And similar in shape and girth was the Children of the Earth/They looked like two girls rolled up in one. -The Origin Of Love from Hedwig and the Angry Itch (lilithisbitter)

14. I feel a little naughty/Baby, I’ll help you relax/I’ll tie you up with phone cord/We’ll play with whips, and nipple clips, and candle wax! -Little Mary Sunshine from Reefer Madness the Musical (otempora42, lilithisbitter)

15. He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye/He said: Get up off your asses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry! - Johnny Tarr by Gaelic Storm (lilithisbitter)

Winners:
1. lilithisbitter - 15
2. otempora42 - 4

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