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snoggedI'm taking the prompts I've gotten out of order. Hope that doesn't bother anyone.
Title: Riddles
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Word Count: 150
Rating/Warnings: FRT-13/PG-13; slash
Setting: Season 6 - Episode 1 *Contains Spoilers*
Summary: Here's a riddle for you...
A/N: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
idioticonion who requested Barney/Ted - Reaction To Girls Kissing
What makes the front of my pants really tight? Two girls kissing at the end of the night.
What makes my cock feel heavy with need? Thinking about what those girls would do with a little more motivation…It doesn’t rhyme, but man oh man does it make the best sense ever.
“Ted. Ted,” I say, reaching my arm across the table to grab his coat. My excitement is nearly reaching fever pitch and I know he can feel it too as his heart thuds against my knuckles. “I know how to get them to grab each other’s boobs.”
Ted gapes, nearly protesting, before I silence him with a kiss. Having never kissed a man before it feels rough around the edges, tinged with my desperation. But damn it feels good too. Really, really good.
So what really gets the snake in my pants to rise? Apparently…it’s making out with other guys...
Title: Riddles
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Word Count: 150
Rating/Warnings: FRT-13/PG-13; slash
Setting: Season 6 - Episode 1 *Contains Spoilers*
Summary: Here's a riddle for you...
A/N: Written for
idioticonion who requested Barney/Ted - Reaction To Girls KissingWhat makes the front of my pants really tight? Two girls kissing at the end of the night.
What makes my cock feel heavy with need? Thinking about what those girls would do with a little more motivation…It doesn’t rhyme, but man oh man does it make the best sense ever.
“Ted. Ted,” I say, reaching my arm across the table to grab his coat. My excitement is nearly reaching fever pitch and I know he can feel it too as his heart thuds against my knuckles. “I know how to get them to grab each other’s boobs.”
Ted gapes, nearly protesting, before I silence him with a kiss. Having never kissed a man before it feels rough around the edges, tinged with my desperation. But damn it feels good too. Really, really good.
So what really gets the snake in my pants to rise? Apparently…it’s making out with other guys...