I just woke up into a nightmare.

[snogged]

OH MY FUCKING GEE!!!!!!

I woke up this morning for work, went to do my morning routine (brush teeth, brush hair, etc.), and then I looked into the damn mirror and...

THERE WAS A FUCKING HUGE-ASS YELLOW SPIDER CHILLING OUT IN MY HAIR!!!!

I immediately starting screaming and twitching and smacking myself in the head.

Then, hopped into the shower to try and drown the bastard.

*shudders*

Now every random itch on body feels like something.

GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!