I just woke up into a nightmare.

[snogged]

OH MY FUCKING GEE!!!!!!

I woke up this morning for work, went to do my morning routine (brush teeth, brush hair, etc.), and then I looked into the damn mirror and...

THERE WAS A FUCKING HUGE-ASS YELLOW SPIDER CHILLING OUT IN MY HAIR!!!!

I immediately starting screaming and twitching and smacking myself in the head.

Then, hopped into the shower to try and drown the bastard.

*shudders*

Now every random itch on body feels like something.

GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!

Comments

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

Call the bug spray demolition cops.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I don't think we have a local division.

[sueworld2003.livejournal.com]

Aww he probably just wanted a cuddle. *g*

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I don't cuddle...with spiders.

[whichclothes.livejournal.com]

Weird, because I had a dream two nights ago that someone had dropped a miniature tarantula (whatever that is!) in my hair.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

YIKES AND YUCK!

[rua1412.livejournal.com]

Oh my!!!!
I hate when something like that happens.
HUGS

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*hugs back*

[secondmezzanine.livejournal.com]

THIS IS TRULY HORRIFYING.

D: D: D:

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes. It was.

PS. I'm out of the office tomorrow. I have a conference all day! Hope you have a fantabulous weekend.

[secondmezzanine.livejournal.com]

Oooh okay! thanks for letting me know-- hope your conference is awesome!

[jewelledfairy.livejournal.com]

Have you read the Black Jewels series by Anne Bishop? That spider reminds me of a minor species from those books.

I hope your day is going better!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I read them back in high school.
Can't say I remember the species you're talking about.

[jewelledfairy.livejournal.com]

They are gold spiders who are experts in weaving webs that could tell you the possible future if you know how to read them. The bigger they are, the more dangerous they are.

[cee-m.livejournal.com]

I would have freaked the HELL out. Spiders and I are not goodly friends. *shivers*

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I was definitely down with the freaking.

[angelskuuipo.livejournal.com]

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick! GAH! ::full body shudder::

I hope you managed to kill it. That is one of my worst nightmares come to life. ::shudders again::

{{hugs and pets you}}

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I think I did.
And I know I killed one other one because I saw one in the corner of the ceiling and instantly took a fly swatter to it.

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

EEEEEK!!!!!


Gabrielle

[snogged.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEK! is right!

[novemberrain007.livejournal.com]

Holy crap that sounds incredibly scary! *shudders with you*

[snogged.livejournal.com]

It was!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I don't do well with spiders at all.
I used to be completely phobic, but then I adopted the scream and kill approach. I still freak, but at least I can get my own results instead of needing to rely on my dad or my boyfriend.

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Gross. Gross. Gross.

[rckstr-princess.livejournal.com]

*shivers* Banana spider?

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Maybe?