I'm not trying to offend anyone, but....I need to rant.

[snogged]

Okay...I can forgive children for thinking I'm pregnant. They don't know any better and often times, they're pretty oblivious about how babies are born anyway. My 4-year old neighbor thinks girls get pregnant from eating.

But adults? Seriously. Don't fucking ask me if I'm pregnant. I have a damn muffin top...that I'm trying to correct thru exercise, nutrition, and all that shit.

I'm not pregnant and I'm not going to be so eff the fuck off.

This rant has been brought to you by stupid, fucking people on Facebook that call themselves my friends.

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Oh for fuck's sake! I am officially furious on your behalf! You in no way, shape, or form look pregnant and you're hardly in such terrible condition that you merit that sort of comment in any way. *kicks stupid people so damn hard*


Gabrielle

ETA: I personally think you look darn good, by the way, which I meant to say but then got so enraged that I posted too early. Sorry. I'm angry at the mean, stupid people.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I know you are angry at the mean, stupid people. I am too.

*hugs you tight*