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http://prillalar.com/drabbles/The Rough Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Willow and Faith went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Willow hit Faith in her butt with a big beautiful iceball. It hurt a lot, but Willow kissed it gallantly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really mushy snow man!" Willow said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Faith said. "That would be more glittery and politically correct."
"I know," Willow said. "We can make a snow butterfly. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up agelessly and made a shimmery snow butterfly. Willow put on a candle for the knee. The butterfly was almost as big as Faith.
"It looks snowy," Willow said kinkily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Faith said and held up a bad handcuff. "I found this on a counter." She put the handcuff onto the butterfly's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the butterfly, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a monkey eating a banana.
Faith screamed daintily and ran but the snow butterfly chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow butterfly licked her buoyantly.
"Nobody does that to my little Hard Dildo," Willow screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow butterfly through the tongue. It fell down and Willow kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Faith said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The handcuff lay in the yard until a shiny child picked it up and took it home.
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/The Rough Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Willow and Faith went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Willow hit Faith in her butt with a big beautiful iceball. It hurt a lot, but Willow kissed it gallantly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really mushy snow man!" Willow said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Faith said. "That would be more glittery and politically correct."
"I know," Willow said. "We can make a snow butterfly. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up agelessly and made a shimmery snow butterfly. Willow put on a candle for the knee. The butterfly was almost as big as Faith.
"It looks snowy," Willow said kinkily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Faith said and held up a bad handcuff. "I found this on a counter." She put the handcuff onto the butterfly's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the butterfly, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a monkey eating a banana.
Faith screamed daintily and ran but the snow butterfly chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow butterfly licked her buoyantly.
"Nobody does that to my little Hard Dildo," Willow screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow butterfly through the tongue. It fell down and Willow kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Faith said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The handcuff lay in the yard until a shiny child picked it up and took it home.
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on 2007-12-08 06:24 pm (UTC)Go check out the one I just did. *Laughs evilly*