Marry, Shag, or Cliff Meme

snagged from rockstarpeach

1. If you comment, let me know if you want to do the meme and I will give you three people for any fandom(s) I have some idea you are interested in (if I know the characters).
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of three people.
4. Label which you would marry, bang, or cliff.

My sweet girl rockstarpeach gave me some boys to play with: Barney Stinson (of How I Met Your Mother), Spike (of Buffy and Angel), and Captain Hammer (of Dr. Horrible)

So...I would marry Spike because of the way he cares about the women in his life. He is fully devoted, no holds barred. Also, he's completely hot in leather, which makes me drool and I bet we'd have hot, house crumbling sex all the time.

Finally, it's quotes like this that just makes me go DAWWW and I actually want my future husband to say this to me at our wedding: "When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”



I would shag Barney Stinson.

He has toys...and a vast collection of porn...and a collection of costumes in his apartment. Plus, I bet I could qualify for a 16 hour sex visa with multiple entry. What Up!



And I would cliff Captain Hammer. He's a corporate tool. Even if the hammer is his penis. Although, if his penis is actually a hammer...I can only imagine how much that would hurt

Marry, Shag, or Cliff Meme

snagged from rockstarpeach

1. If you comment, let me know if you want to do the meme and I will give you three people for any fandom(s) I have some idea you are interested in (if I know the characters).
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of three people.
4. Label which you would marry, bang, or cliff.

My sweet girl rockstarpeach gave me some boys to play with: Barney Stinson (of How I Met Your Mother), Spike (of Buffy and Angel), and Captain Hammer (of Dr. Horrible)

So...I would marry Spike because of the way he cares about the women in his life. He is fully devoted, no holds barred. Also, he's completely hot in leather, which makes me drool and I bet we'd have hot, house crumbling sex all the time.

Finally, it's quotes like this that just makes me go DAWWW and I actually want my future husband to say this to me at our wedding: "When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”



I would shag Barney Stinson.

He has toys...and a vast collection of porn...and a collection of costumes in his apartment. Plus, I bet I could qualify for a 16 hour sex visa with multiple entry. What Up!



And I would cliff Captain Hammer. He's a corporate tool. Even if the hammer is his penis. Although, if his penis is actually a hammer...I can only imagine how much that would hurt

Yay for Awards

The results for the mature_himym Ultimate Smut Duel are finally in :)

I was so pleased with the results and of course, extra excited about my own winnings.

I received runner-up in the Best Slash category for my story Back to Mocha College!Barney/College!Ted) Sequel to "Subject to Interpretation"

And I was also awarded the honor of Smut Queen!

Yay for Awards

The results for the mature_himym Ultimate Smut Duel are finally in :)

I was so pleased with the results and of course, extra excited about my own winnings.

I received runner-up in the Best Slash category for my story Back to Mocha College!Barney/College!Ted) Sequel to "Subject to Interpretation"

And I was also awarded the honor of Smut Queen!

HIMYM: Zombie Strippers (Barney/Robin) FRM/R

Title: Zombie Strippers
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue. There's also a special reference to Monty Python that I don't own either.
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 474
Rating: FRM/R; sexual situations, zombie talk, crack
Summary: Robin and Barney watch Zombie Strippers (which by the way is so fantastically crack-tastic that everyone should watch it...that is if they like zombies)
Spoilers: Post-"Old King Clancy"
A/N: This isn't set in the classic Afterdeath!verse that so many folks are playing in seeing as Barney's not actually a zombie and neither is Robin... but I really want to dedicate this to all the crazy folks that love zombies as much as I do.

( Zombie Strippers )

HIMYM: Zombie Strippers (Barney/Robin) FRM/R

Title: Zombie Strippers
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue. There's also a special reference to Monty Python that I don't own either.
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 474
Rating: FRM/R; sexual situations, zombie talk, crack
Summary: Robin and Barney watch Zombie Strippers (which by the way is so fantastically crack-tastic that everyone should watch it...that is if they like zombies)
Spoilers: Post-"Old King Clancy"
A/N: This isn't set in the classic Afterdeath!verse that so many folks are playing in seeing as Barney's not actually a zombie and neither is Robin... but I really want to dedicate this to all the crazy folks that love zombies as much as I do.

( Zombie Strippers )