Clown Naming Challenge

My dad posed a challenge to me this weekend (a recap on that to come later) because he needs some ideas for the haunted house this year (http://www.terroronruralstreet.com/).

Specifically, he needs to name three clowns.

- An evil one.

- A sad one (Nick suggested "Melonfolly").

- A dead one.

I'm reaching out to my friends for this one in the hopes that we can generate some really cool ideas for this project.

Also, I figured I could sweeten the pot by offering a drabble or other shiny thing to the person (or persons) who supply the winning name(s). :)

Meme

Seriously...I will talk about my weekend, but first...

Comment and I will ...

1. Tell you why I friended you. If I remember.
2. Associate you with something.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Associate you with a character/pairing.
6. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7. Tell you my favourite userpic of yours.
8. Tell you that you must post this in your own journal.

snagged from rua1412 and shakensilence