RIP George Carlin

[snogged]

Controversial Comedian George Carlin died of a heart attack on Sunday at the age of 71.

His humor will be truly missed.

*sniffles*

May he have a fabulous afterlife.

Memorable Quotes:
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."

"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"

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[mutantenemy.livejournal.com]

Some of my faves (paraphrased, not quoted):

"Today a man was arrested for shooting his wife, dog, three kids, the mailman, two neighbors, a grocery clerk, two gas station attendants, four fast food servers, a janitor, a meter maid, and two bike messengers. He claims to have been cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off."

"Have you ever noticed anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone faster than you is an asshole?"

"Ever wonder why you never get laid on Thanksgiving? Could it be that all the coats are on the bed?"

"Have you ever noticed that women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"

"Cats won't accept blame. If something happens, they merely move along to the next activity. 'What's that? Not me. Fuck that, I'm a cat. Something break? Ask the DOG.'"

And I could go on and on and on and on and on. :-)

[traveler1567.livejournal.com]

Whether on stage, in the recording studio or as the "little conductor", George Carlin has always been one of my favorite people. His humor was magnificent, and made more so by the fact that within it, he made us question ourselves, our values and the values of our society. A rare talent and a rare human being.

He left a lot of "good shit" behind him.

It was nice tpo see you and give you a hug yesterday, Ann. See ya againg soon.

LOVE!

[not-purrrfect.livejournal.com]

Hug Kiss
I loved him best in Jersey Girl