HIMYM: Barney's Pets (1/?)

[snogged]

Title: Barney’s Pets (1/?)
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing(s): Barney/other
Word Count: 146
Rating: Overall this project will be FRAO/NC-17.
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Language, Sexual Slurs, BDSM, Domination/submission
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Barney has learned some women are willing to do anything…
Beta: none. Any and all mistakes are mine.
Prompt: 93- Consent.
A/N: This will be a series of drabbles (100-200 words) written in response to the himym_darkfic prompt table.



The standard game had always been: go to the bar, pick up a woman hot enough to qualify for a sex visa, fuck her until she was raw and breathless, and send her packing when the blood started circulating in her legs again.

Until he met a dark harlot named Margo and he found himself tweaking the rules of his game. He liked the power that came from marking a woman’s ass with bright red handprints or the screams that left her lips when the metal clamps locked down on her nipples.

She gave him the idea to build a Playboy-style mansion in Long Island that served as a warehouse of crazy bitches that constantly craved his cock, constantly craved the pain he offered them.

And how could he say no to a sampler platter of women consenting to be the victims of his darkest desires?

Comments

[tempestdance.livejournal.com]

yowsers!
freakin' intense!
lovely. :]

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*grins*

That's kinda the plan :)

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

*shivers* dark!barney... mmmmm... yum :)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

that is the plan :)
Provided I can make my muse work for the next 21 days or so.

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

*stares into space for long, long time*

Nice.

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

I'm sure several of us would be Barney's bitches, I mean I would, but then I remember... oh, yeah, I've completely whored myself out to Billy. Mmmm... Barney... kinky sex. If I were to somehow accidently lose my virginity, it would to you, no wait, probably would have been seduced by the power of the hoodie. I demand more drabbles about Barney's bitches.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I'd so be one of Barney's bitches ;)

It's the suit. The suit wins over the hoodie for me. Although in a game of marry, fuck, or cliff...Billy would be the one I marry. Barney would be the one I fuck. And Hammer can get thrown from a cliff :)

*giggles*

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh I think I'm really really really going to enjoy these drabbles! Great start!

xxx

[snogged.livejournal.com]

thank you!!