HIMYM: A+ (Barney/Lily) FRAO/NC-17
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snoggedTitle: A+
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own the cast of How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney, Lily
Word Count: 546
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; for school fetishes, voyeurism, and masturbation.
Setting: AU! (There are no guilty LAME feelings allowed while reading this fic.)
Summary: While waiting for Lily, Barney starts fantasizing...
Beta: None. All mistakes are mine.
A/N: Written for the HIMYM Kink Meme . Someone prompted Barney/Lily - School Mistress Fetish and I just had to oblige.
Barney’s vibrant blue eyes danced around the room, taking in the alphabet and numerical posters that decorated the walls. Carefully, he sat down in the straight-backed wooden chair, his legs almost reaching his jaw bone. He didn’t mind playing the role of contortionist, however, because his plans included much more bendy positions than the one he was currently in.
It wasn’t like he’d never banged a school teacher before. All the ladies in the private district had enrolled for his sexual education classes, but this time was different. This time...it was Lily.
She was twelve feet of dominatrix in a five foot body and he was getting hot and sweaty just thinking of all the nasty things she could do to him.
Detention slips. Rulers. Paper clips. Pencils.
Each object took on a more perverted fantasy as it passed through his mind. Each object made his body thrum with excitement, made his dick twitch and get harder. Each object made him long for her to tell him that he’d be sorely punished for each assignment he’d turned in late.
Hurriedly, he rose from the chair and headed towards her desk. Lily’s desk. The desk of wet fantasies and hot dreams. He dropped trou and pressed his bare legs against it so that barely a whisper of air could get through the space between the hard, wooden edge and his aching erection. As he rubbed himself against it like a two-dollar whore, he grabbed the ruler off her desk and reached around to smack his own ass. It was difficult to get the right angle at first but soon he got it figured out and got a good pace going to match it.
“Please school mistress,” he whimpered, his skin warming and burning under his diligent ministrations as the pressure and grain of the desk scraped up and down his throbbing cock. “I’ll behave, I promise. I’ll get A’s on every assignment.”
Inhaling sharply, Barney felt his balls draw upwards and the muscles in his abdomen coiled. Every lower extremity felt heavy with intense need. The ruler clattered to the floor as his hands reached down to grab his dick. Biting down on his lip, he jerked and pumped, stroking from base to tip, feeling the veins pulse with wanton fire. It was messy and hot and fueled by his lust for Lily and all the things she could do to him.
He groaned deeply as hot spunk erupted from the head of his cock, spewing across the top of the desk, coating the items that had spurred him on in the first place. When his brain finally registered the fact that this might be a bad thing, he frantically reached for the tissues and tried to sop up the mess.
Lily was going to kill him.
***
Lily’s breath caught in her throat as her fingers pinched the tiny pearl between her legs and moisture instantly soaked into her skin. She couldn’t remember the last time anything had turned her on this much and boy oh boy, was she ever feeling grateful for the privacy of the bathroom that connected her classroom to the other teacher’s.
If Barney knew that she’d been watching him this whole time, he’d kill her.
After he fucked her properly first.
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own the cast of How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney, Lily
Word Count: 546
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; for school fetishes, voyeurism, and masturbation.
Setting: AU! (There are no guilty LAME feelings allowed while reading this fic.)
Summary: While waiting for Lily, Barney starts fantasizing...
Beta: None. All mistakes are mine.
A/N: Written for the HIMYM Kink Meme . Someone prompted Barney/Lily - School Mistress Fetish and I just had to oblige.
Barney’s vibrant blue eyes danced around the room, taking in the alphabet and numerical posters that decorated the walls. Carefully, he sat down in the straight-backed wooden chair, his legs almost reaching his jaw bone. He didn’t mind playing the role of contortionist, however, because his plans included much more bendy positions than the one he was currently in.
It wasn’t like he’d never banged a school teacher before. All the ladies in the private district had enrolled for his sexual education classes, but this time was different. This time...it was Lily.
She was twelve feet of dominatrix in a five foot body and he was getting hot and sweaty just thinking of all the nasty things she could do to him.
Detention slips. Rulers. Paper clips. Pencils.
Each object took on a more perverted fantasy as it passed through his mind. Each object made his body thrum with excitement, made his dick twitch and get harder. Each object made him long for her to tell him that he’d be sorely punished for each assignment he’d turned in late.
Hurriedly, he rose from the chair and headed towards her desk. Lily’s desk. The desk of wet fantasies and hot dreams. He dropped trou and pressed his bare legs against it so that barely a whisper of air could get through the space between the hard, wooden edge and his aching erection. As he rubbed himself against it like a two-dollar whore, he grabbed the ruler off her desk and reached around to smack his own ass. It was difficult to get the right angle at first but soon he got it figured out and got a good pace going to match it.
“Please school mistress,” he whimpered, his skin warming and burning under his diligent ministrations as the pressure and grain of the desk scraped up and down his throbbing cock. “I’ll behave, I promise. I’ll get A’s on every assignment.”
Inhaling sharply, Barney felt his balls draw upwards and the muscles in his abdomen coiled. Every lower extremity felt heavy with intense need. The ruler clattered to the floor as his hands reached down to grab his dick. Biting down on his lip, he jerked and pumped, stroking from base to tip, feeling the veins pulse with wanton fire. It was messy and hot and fueled by his lust for Lily and all the things she could do to him.
He groaned deeply as hot spunk erupted from the head of his cock, spewing across the top of the desk, coating the items that had spurred him on in the first place. When his brain finally registered the fact that this might be a bad thing, he frantically reached for the tissues and tried to sop up the mess.
Lily was going to kill him.
***
Lily’s breath caught in her throat as her fingers pinched the tiny pearl between her legs and moisture instantly soaked into her skin. She couldn’t remember the last time anything had turned her on this much and boy oh boy, was she ever feeling grateful for the privacy of the bathroom that connected her classroom to the other teacher’s.
If Barney knew that she’d been watching him this whole time, he’d kill her.
After he fucked her properly first.
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on 2010-03-23 04:54 am (UTC)I figure I needed to aim for pervy and hot so yay for mission accomplished!
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