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Title: Threesome
Author: snogged
Rating: FRAO/NC-17; language, sexual situations
Pairing: Billy/Penny/Hammer
Prompt: good and evil
Word Count: 100
Summary: Billy gets the best of both worlds…
Requested by [livejournal.com profile] otempora42



Hammer likes to be good. He likes to put his hands to work, stroking, and twisting. He likes to watch the smile curl Billy’s lips as his hips pump and thrust, as his cock pulses and throbs inside the tight grip until his body shudders with pleasure.

Penny likes to be evil. She likes to mark his skin with teeth and nails, likes to tease and tantalize him until his whole body is sharp and rigid. She whispers things in his ear that make him ache, make him growl. She doesn’t make him her mare, she makes him her bitch.


Title: That’s How They Know
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT/PG
Pairing: Willow/Tonks
Prompt: Love and Magic
Word Count: 100
Summary: Willow and Tonks are in a relationship. Set Post-Season 7/Book 7
Requested by [livejournal.com profile] rileysaplank



Willow is no stranger to making sparks fly when it comes to romantic entanglements. She knows how to make the magic happen just from the wave of her hand and maybe a little few words in Latin (because that never hurts.)

But with Tonks, the hand waving and fancy words don’t make the love happen and neither does the wand swishing and hair changing. Those things help, of course, but it really boils down to the way they hold each other hands and the way their fingers trace over the battle scars with grace.

That’s how they know its love.



Title: E-Vite
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Prompt: Book Club
Word Count: 176 Words
Summary: Lily starts a book club…
Requested by [livejournal.com profile] loquaciousambie



When Lily sent out the e-vite for a monthly book club, she had expected to lose herself in a world of culture, fiction, and fantasy with the people she cared about most in the world.

Instead she got a lot of empty chairs and a pair of piercing blue eyes that wasn’t even disappointed that the only pair of breasts in the room belonged to her.

The first month, she assigned Pride and Prejudice and Barney returned with a complaint that Jane Austen had violated the Bro Code six times and none of the pick-up lines he tried had gotten him laid. Lily had laughed, feeling secretly victorious that she had gotten Barney to read chick lit.

He got back at her the second month by bringing in the (no surprise there) Kama Sutra, gleefully engaging her in a candid discussion about what she had tried and what she hadn’t. And when he found out she hadn’t learned #37…

Barney decided to start a new club and Lily was the only one to accept the e-vite.

on 2009-09-09 05:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loquaciousambie.livejournal.com
The first made my brain go ungh, jsyk. And squee, thanks for filling my silly prompt! I love when you do B/L but couldn't really think of anything and surprise you made it awesome. :)

on 2009-09-09 05:18 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked the first one!

And I'm thrilled that you like what I did with your prompt. It's always fun to write B/L and I don't do it nearly enough

on 2009-09-09 05:51 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loquaciousambie.livejournal.com
Seriously, B/L is one of my favorite pairings (sorry, Marshall!) and hardly anyone forays into that world of awesome. Which I get, since you have to make her cheat on (or kill off) Marshall, but still.

on 2009-09-09 12:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
B/L is definitely great

And I think there are times where it could happen that don't need to involve cheating/killing (for example, the playground of early Season 2 when Marshall/Lily are separated) but I'm sure there are other ways too...I just have to find them.

on 2009-09-09 04:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loquaciousambie.livejournal.com
Yeah I know a lot of them have been done during the San Francisco time or when she's living with him. I always think the same, there must be other ways!

on 2009-09-09 06:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rileysaplank.livejournal.com
Yay.

*claps furiously*

on 2009-09-09 12:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
*grin*

Glad you liked them, hunny!

on 2009-09-09 06:46 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jewelledfairy.livejournal.com
They're all good, but I really like the Dr. Horrible one.

on 2009-09-09 12:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
hee!

I like the Dr. Horrible one too. My mind went so dirty...

on 2009-09-09 06:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] idioticonion.livejournal.com
All of these are SO good, I can't even choose a fave! Love Hammer and Penny both jonsing on Billy. Loved the sadness in Willow and Tonks - Bittersweet. And Lily/Barney are ALWAYS crying out to be dirty.

How can you think you don't rule, Smut Goddess? ;-)

on 2009-09-09 12:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
*huggles*

I'm so glad you liked these, hunny bun!

on 2009-09-09 10:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] secondmezzanine.livejournal.com
All three of these were fabulous!! 1. Grrrr smutty! 2. Awww sweet and yummy. 3. HEEEE! I want a whole fic based on this!! And a follow up with Barney's book club... growl...

P.S. Although I must admit I blerggged a bit over the use of the term chick lit for Jane Austen.

on 2009-09-09 12:32 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
I'm way thrilled you enjoyed these, hunny!

And they were definitely fun to write.

PS. Sorry. I love Jane Austen. But stereotypically, she's chick flick material.

on 2009-09-09 01:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] not-purrrfect.livejournal.com
Willow/Tonks so cute! I'm inordinately grateful you still write BTVS stuff.
Edited on 2009-09-09 01:03 pm (UTC)

on 2009-09-10 02:21 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
I love writing BtVS stuff so I'm glad you keep reading it :)

on 2009-09-10 03:45 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] not-purrrfect.livejournal.com
furrrrrrrrrrr ever and ever dear
Edited on 2009-09-10 03:45 am (UTC)

on 2009-09-09 05:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] otempora42.livejournal.com
I loved all of these. I mean, the Doctor Horrible one was awesome and totally not what I was expecting but also /thud/. The Willow/Tonks one was sweet, and Barney/Lily... well, you know my feelings about those two, and this made me giggle. :D You rock!

on 2009-09-10 02:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
*grins*

I'm wicked thrilled you enjoyed your drabble. I have a few friends to thank for that inspiration :)

And the Barney/Lily one was way fun!

on 2009-09-10 02:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roland44.livejournal.com
The Barney/Lily drabble is just perfect!

Barney returned with a complaint that Jane Austen had violated the Bro Code six times and none of the pick-up lines he tried had gotten him laid.
Freaking brilliant!!! I enjoyed it waaaay too much ;)

on 2009-09-10 02:21 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
Hee! I'm so so thrilled that you enjoyed it, hunny.

That makes me bounce with joy :)

on 2009-09-14 08:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] zoesmith.livejournal.com
Oooooh great drabbles hun!!! I really really liked the Willow/Tonks one! They make more sense than Remus/Tonks imho.

And I want to join Lily and Barney's book club. It sounds like fun :)

smooches xxxx

on 2009-09-18 04:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked the drabbles

And I want to join Barney and Lily's book club too

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