TV Quote Meme

[snogged]

Snagged this idea from da_phoenix13.

The Rules:

- For each quote, guess the character and the TV show it's from.
- Leave guesses in the comments.
- For each guess that is correct, I will cross out the quote and write in the answer.
- No cheating by using Google, IMDB, Wikiquote, or others.



1. “No, helping those in need is my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.” - Spike, Angel the Series. Guessed by velvetwhip, dragonydreams, and whichclothes.

2. Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No. I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they mailed each other pants! – Jeff, Community. Guessed by secondmezzanine and hellolamppost17

3. Scientifically hummingbirds are the world's cutest animals. I mean they're so small, they have tiny beaks and they only eat sugar water. I mean what beats that? Come on. Baby monkeys in diapers? Yeah, they do. Baby monkeys in diapers are cutest.

4. I knew it! I knew it! Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. -Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Guessed by velvetwhip and dragonydreams.

5. *: I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in love and for him it's... death.
**: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor. -Ted and Barney, How I Met Your Mother. Guessed by hellolamppost17

6. Whoa , whoa, whoa, you locked me in a closet and now you're trying to kill my friend Doucherman over here. I am starting not to like you. -Nate, Leverage. Guessed by hellolamppost17

7. I'm not insane, my mother had me tested! -Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory, guessed by fifteenminutes

8. At some point you have to make a decision. Barriers don't keep others out. They fence you in. Life is messy, that's how we're made. So you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know. If you're willing to throw caution to the wind and take a chance, the view from the other side is spectacular. -Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy

9. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! -Wash, Firefly. Guessed by hellolamppost17

10. I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago. -Pam, True Blood. Guessed by whichclothes.

11. My Diary? You read my Diary?! That is so not ok. God, you don't even know what I was writing about! Hunk can mean a lot of things. . .bad things. And when I said he's eyes were penetrating, I meant to say bulging! And that whole A thing doesn't even stand for ------. It stands for Achmeid, a charming little foreign exchange student. So, that whole fantasy thing has nothing to do with you at all. . . -Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Guessed by velvetwhip and dragonydreams

12. Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna go call a professional killer who tried to murder me and arrange to meet him in an isolated location.

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

#1 is Spike on Angel

#4 is Willow on BTVS

#11 is Buffy on BTVS


I know I know number 12 but it's not coming to me.


Gabrielle

[snogged.livejournal.com]

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