HIMYM: No Flames (Barney/Ted) - FRM/R
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Continuing my day's attempt at finishing what I start :)
Title: No Fire
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing(s): Barney/Ted
Word Count: 133
Rating: FRM/R; slash, sexual situations
Spoilers: None. AU
Summary: Barney and Ted are in a secret relationship.
Beta: none. Any and all mistakes are mine.
A/N: for
automotivesmile who wanted the pairing: Barney/Ted and the prompt: Magic Tricks
Tiny sparks fell from Barney’s fingers like glitter and Ted cringed, throwing his hands over his family jewels. He had zero interest in being set on fire. That would lead to ambulances and hospitals and friends finding out their secret.
“Barney! We’ve been through this! No magic in the bedroom!”
Barney chuckled and bent his head forward, running his tongue over the outer shell of Ted’s ear and down the column of his throat. Ted groaned, cock springing to life beneath hi s palms.
“I’m sure I could convince you to sing a different tune.”
“Fine. But no fire.”
Barney grinned, skimming his tongue over Ted’s flesh sending warm waves of electrical pleasure through his body. “All right, Ted. Don’t need magic or fire for what I’m about to do to you anyways.”
Title: No Fire
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing(s): Barney/Ted
Word Count: 133
Rating: FRM/R; slash, sexual situations
Spoilers: None. AU
Summary: Barney and Ted are in a secret relationship.
Beta: none. Any and all mistakes are mine.
A/N: for
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Tiny sparks fell from Barney’s fingers like glitter and Ted cringed, throwing his hands over his family jewels. He had zero interest in being set on fire. That would lead to ambulances and hospitals and friends finding out their secret.
“Barney! We’ve been through this! No magic in the bedroom!”
Barney chuckled and bent his head forward, running his tongue over the outer shell of Ted’s ear and down the column of his throat. Ted groaned, cock springing to life beneath hi s palms.
“I’m sure I could convince you to sing a different tune.”
“Fine. But no fire.”
Barney grinned, skimming his tongue over Ted’s flesh sending warm waves of electrical pleasure through his body. “All right, Ted. Don’t need magic or fire for what I’m about to do to you anyways.”
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on 2009-06-03 12:31 am (UTC)No fire in the bedroom would totally be one of their rules. ;)
Brilliant, darling. Everything I wanted & then some. ♥
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on 2009-06-03 02:22 am (UTC)I'm glad this worked for you, hunny. And I'm also glad I was able to get it done finally!
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on 2009-06-03 11:14 am (UTC)*smooches* xxxx
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on 2009-09-23 05:02 pm (UTC)By the way, what does the FR stand for under rating?
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on 2009-09-23 11:48 pm (UTC)As for the ratings system, I believe it stands for fic ratings. Friends of mine who post fic on their website follow the rating code of FRC/G, FRT/PG, FRT-13/Pg-13, FRM/R, and FRAO/NC-17 and I just started doing it to.
ETA: I found you a website! http://www.fictionratings.com/guide.php and it's the rating system that fanfiction.net uses
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