Steel Panther - "Community Property"

[snogged]

I swear it to you all now that this is my new favorite song :) It's just so funny plus its naughty, which always helps.

(Warning - Adult Concepts)

Watch on YouTube

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Comments

[tempestdance.livejournal.com]

Why does this remind me so much of Barney?

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!!

That's the first thing I thought of when I heard it.

I think I might have to do a Barney song fic

[tonnic-x.livejournal.com]

I take offense to this song! I love hair metal and they just don't talk about getting some action... Ok, I have to stop... I'm totally joking. I loved it! And I love it even more that one of the guys is trying to pull a Bret Michaels. =)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I know! It's awesome :)

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Damn it! I just get an error message when I try and play it. Damn!

But the lyrics made me laugh. Totally Barney!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikgxsFQ8FEo

If you can access YouTube, try that :)

And yeah...the lyrics totally struck me as Barney :)

[angelskuuipo.livejournal.com]

This...I have no words. I can't believe they got through it without cracking up.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

no kidding :)

Although there are parts of the radio version I like more.

For example, instead of "even after you swallow my load" becomes "even after my rocket explodes" (and I don't know about you but with that switch, it just seems dirtier)