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I was filling out a job application just now (as I'm playing everything safe these days) and just happened to glance at the contact information for the agency's HR representative.

Her name...no lie...is Candy Land.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

on 2011-05-02 09:01 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com
Candy Land? On what colour do you need to land in order to get the job?


Gabrielle

on 2011-05-02 09:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
*snorfle*

I always liked Queen Frostine.

on 2011-05-02 09:27 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] otempora42.livejournal.com
... Are you sure you aren't applying to a strip joint by mistake?

on 2011-05-02 09:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
Positive.
Though I could certainly use the money...

on 2011-05-02 09:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lesbianbutch04.livejournal.com
LMAO!!!! Beware of molasses swamp! :-D tehee.

on 2011-05-02 09:41 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
*giggles*

on 2011-05-02 11:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dragonydreams.livejournal.com
I hope that was her married name.

My grandpa always joked that I should have been named Candy.

on 2011-05-02 11:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] secondmezzanine.livejournal.com
Oh dear lord. I never understand why people don't just change their names when they reach adulthood when it's that silly. But I guess that's rather judgmental of me. :P

on 2011-05-03 04:40 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shakensilence.livejournal.com
I hope that's a married name because otherwise I'm assuming she got teased a lot growing up!

on 2011-05-03 05:43 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] angelskuuipo.livejournal.com
Seriously? Oh that poor woman.

I had a dentist that changed his name, I can't remember what he changed it to now, but he changed it so his daughters wouldn't be known as the Whoar Sisters. I think it was good move on his part to change it.

on 2011-05-03 05:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
You never know.

There is an adviser working at my alma mater named Marijuana Pepsi. And she refuses to go by Mary.

on 2011-05-03 05:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
I think some folks like to claim their name hood, especially if they feel successful in their adult lives.

on 2011-05-03 05:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
She may have been teased, but I have to appreciate the fact that she's not ashamed of it.

For all intents and purposes, she could probably call herself Candace or something.

on 2011-05-03 05:49 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
That I can see being a good thing.

Candy Land really isn't so bad though as far as funny names are concerned.

on 2011-05-03 12:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] spike7451.livejournal.com
*giggles*

on 2011-05-03 01:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rileysaplank.livejournal.com
Is her assistant Dixie Tricks?

on 2011-05-03 09:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cee-m.livejournal.com
LOL!!!

on 2011-05-04 01:37 am (UTC)

on 2011-05-04 01:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com
*snorfle*

on 2011-05-04 01:38 am (UTC)

on 2011-05-04 03:05 am (UTC)

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