Snogged: An Insatiable State of Mind

A gentleman's club up the road from us recently went through a name change.

First, they were called:

Paradise City.


Now, they are called:


The Boxxx Office.


Once I let that sink in, I cackled for at least five minutes.

Such a silly name.

I was filling out a job application just now (as I'm playing everything safe these days) and just happened to glance at the contact information for the agency's HR representative.

Her name...no lie...is Candy Land.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

"Still Alive" - the My Little Pony Music Video

This just made my day today. I couldn't help but share.

I realize I'm spamming my flist a little today, but I promise you that this is worth it.

Boyfriend doesn't have ebola. Probably .
This is one loyal girlfriend's re-imaging of the "hurt" scale you see at the Doctor's Office. (You know the one with the smiley and sad faces.)

snagged from several folks. :)

My favorite is the one about burning calories.

saw this on a few people's flist, but most recently countessmary and now feel the need to channel that immature kid that laughs at dirty and vulgar things :D

1. Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2. List the first fifteen songs that come up and add "in my pants" to the end.
3. Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

1. Taffy's Polka...in my pants.
2. It Takes Two... in my pants.
3. Can You Feel The Love Tonight... in my pants.
4. Petals... in my pants.
5. Hips Don't Lie... in my pants.
6. Nutshell... in my pants.
7. One's On The Way... in my pants.
8. Slytherin Pride... in my pants.
9. My Way (A Mi Manera)... in my pants.
10. I'm Just A Kid... in my pants.
11. 3 Black Crows... in my pants. (Ow.)
12. Your Only Friends Are Make Believe... in my pants.
13. I Kissed A Girl... in my pants.
14. Under The Sea... in my pants.
15. You Learn... in my pants.

Found this linked off of a friend's FB today and just knew that I had to copy and paste into LJ documentshare because I've got plenty of friends who love zombies like I do :)

Source: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792632

( Braaaaiiinnnss )

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913584

Pandora! I just found a site called Pandora!

Pandora! I log in and there's music playing. Watch the ads and it's almost like paying!

This video is freaking hilarious.

Go check it out immediately!