Let's All Band Together And Thank God It Was On Extra Low

[snogged]

My name is...
Shake-Zula.
The mic-rula,
The old schoolah,
Ya wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top, Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money, see.
Meatwad get the honeys, G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus

Check it.
Check it, check it.

'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream
'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Number 1 in the Hood, G


Life Lessons for the Weekend

1. An "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" episode is easily the strangest 11 minutes of your life.
2. Each additional episode gets stranger.
3. Once you can accept that the show really has no plot, it turns out to be a great show.
4. The ATHF movie is entertaining in a slightly disturbing way.
5. One of life's pleasures is sitting around your boyfriend's (or your own) living room without pants on. It can also lead to random songs about not wearing pants.
6. Monster Java Energy Drinks kick Starbuck's ass from here to Timbucktu.