Snogged: An Insatiable State of Mind

The very essence of this fic makes me nervous in a way that I'm not sure how to describe. It was tough to write, and I'm not even sure I should be posting it yet...but I'm pretty sure if I don't, I'll go mental.

So for now, this is the only place I'm posting it, and I appreciate any and all feedback that the HIMYM fans on my flist are willing to share.

Title: Standards of Behavior
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Ted/Robin
Ratings/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; explicit sexual situations, daddy!kink, and adult language
Word Count: 1491
Setting: Season 4 – AU
Beta: the lovely roland44. All other mistakes are mine.
A/N: I blame secondmezzanine

( Standards of Behavior )

Title: Professor Ted
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Professor Ted/Robin; implied Barney/Robin
Word Count: 953
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; explicit sex, infidelity, angst, language
Spoilers: Season 4.5: Post-“The Leap”
Summary: Robin’s got a lusty feeling for a newly appointed professor at Columbia.
Beta: roland44. Any other mistakes are mine.

A/N: written for idioticonion who wanted Professor Ted/Robin, Setting: Post- Season 4, and Prompt: Cheating for her birthday present. My muse is merely a slave seeking to oblige her.

( She makes Britney Spears look like a big plaid ball of crap. )

Title: Words
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Ted/Robin
Word Count: 226
Rating: FRAO/NC-17; sexual situations, romance
Spoilers: Season 2
Summary: Ted and Robin’s first time together.
Beta: darlingchaos
A/N: My darling girl roland44 is celebrating her birthday and her gift request was for a sensual Ted/Robin drabble. I hope you like it, darling!! *huggles*

( Words )

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Title: Tasty
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Ted/Robin
Word Count: 787
Rating: NC-17/FRAO– for PWP, romance, foodplay, oral sex
Spoilers: Season 2
Summary: Ted eats olives. Robin hates olives. Whatever will they do about it?
Beta: a special thanks to roland44 for her awesomeness and for the Thai food suggestion.
A/N: written for the March challenge at himym_slapbet where the request was made for Ted/Robin and olives. I can't say I've ever tried this pairing before but it was fun :)

( Tasty )