Drabble: My Future Ex-Girlfriend (FRM/R) Parker, Buffy

[snogged]

Another oldie :)

Title: My Future Ex-Girlfriend
Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairings: Parker, Buffy
Rating: R, for crude sexual references
Prompt: Denial
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns them. I don’t. In addition, some of the dialogue is from the episode. The title for the piece was inspired by Voltaire's song of the same name.
Spoilers: Living Conditions, Season 4


Parker Abrams breathed in the heated air and grinned. He couldn’t deny it. He was looking forward to another year at Sunnydale University. Another year of getting drunk and getting laid.

“God, I love the sweet smell of freshman pussy in the morning,” he muttered as he walked towards the cafeteria to pick up some crappy, old-fashioned college food and chill out with Paul and James before class.

While waiting in line, a short, blonde cutie ducked in front of him and Parker felt his dick twitch.

“Ex-boyfriend or loan shark?” He quipped, feeling witty. She turned to look at him and Parker got an image of all the nasty things he wanted to do her. She had such pouty lips. They’d look even better wrapped around his dick but there was time for that later.

And then she admitted it. She was a freshman. Parker’s favorite. Freshman girls were always so cute and innocent and confused. And this girl looked like the grand prize winner in the perky, dumb blonde category.

They reached the cashier and handed over their cards to be punched. She smiled at him and offered to let him sit with her friends.

Of course, he declined. He was certain he’d see her again. She was eating out of the palm of his hand in the lunch line and soon she’s be licking the cum off his dick in the bedroom. He had to build up the trust first and of course, win her over with the sob story.

He headed over to James and Paul and grinned. “See that blonde hottie, boys?” He pointed to where Buffy was sitting. Buffy noticed and smiled. “There is no denying it. She’s gonna be my future ex-girlfriend.”

Comments

[tonnic-x.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Parker. Makes me want to hate him more now that I know what was going on in that dim-witted head of his.

[not-purrrfect.livejournal.com]

Yes deep Parker hate here too. That man was worse than any demon! I like how Buffy got him good in Beer Bad. Oh heck now I have to go watch my dvds. Thanks for the excuse to do so. :)