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snoggedTitle: Tag Team
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Rating/Warning: FRAO/NC-17; threesomes, m/f/f, kissing, bondage, fantasy, language,
Pairing: Robin/Barney/Lily
Summary: Robin and Lily are his dream team…
Word Count: 237
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot spelling and/or grammar errors.
A/N: written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
otempora42 who made the prompt and VagFest ‘09
Two gorgeous women? Check.
Four beautiful boobs, nipples hard and erect? Check.
Three sets of fuzzy handcuffs? Check.
A horny, blond haired man gagged till he was ready to use his mouth to meet their lust-fueled desires? Check.
Lily and Robin crawled onto the bed, soft tendrils of brunette and red hair brushing across Barney’s pale skin. Barney’s body jerked and Lily giggled, running her hand over the smooth expanse of toned, muscular flesh. The armor that protected his rapidly beating heart.
“You’ve been a bad boy, Barney,” Robin whispered, tongue darting past her lips to lick the soft, pink flesh. “And bad boys get punished.”
“Oh god, yes,” Barney choked through the gag, cock hardening in eager anticipation of what was to come. This was his dream team. A perfect tag team ganging up on him in the middle of the night. This was the side of his lady friends that he loved. The side that loved to play dirty, the side that loved to play slutty.
He watched their lips connect above him, their tongues dueling for dominance. He knew Robin would win. Lily always let her win. And when Robin won, he was in for a world of inspired pleasure and pain. Nothing got her stimulated more, nothing got him stimulated more.
He just wished that damn beeping noise would stop. It was fucking annoying and it totally killed the mood.
FIN
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*I guess this isn't overly clear so I'll just make a note at the end. This is Barney's dream and the beeping is his alarm clock. I really wrote this thinking I didn't want to go to work today. Thanks.
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Rating/Warning: FRAO/NC-17; threesomes, m/f/f, kissing, bondage, fantasy, language,
Pairing: Robin/Barney/Lily
Summary: Robin and Lily are his dream team…
Word Count: 237
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot spelling and/or grammar errors.
A/N: written for
otempora42 who made the prompt and VagFest ‘09 Two gorgeous women? Check.
Four beautiful boobs, nipples hard and erect? Check.
Three sets of fuzzy handcuffs? Check.
A horny, blond haired man gagged till he was ready to use his mouth to meet their lust-fueled desires? Check.
Lily and Robin crawled onto the bed, soft tendrils of brunette and red hair brushing across Barney’s pale skin. Barney’s body jerked and Lily giggled, running her hand over the smooth expanse of toned, muscular flesh. The armor that protected his rapidly beating heart.
“You’ve been a bad boy, Barney,” Robin whispered, tongue darting past her lips to lick the soft, pink flesh. “And bad boys get punished.”
“Oh god, yes,” Barney choked through the gag, cock hardening in eager anticipation of what was to come. This was his dream team. A perfect tag team ganging up on him in the middle of the night. This was the side of his lady friends that he loved. The side that loved to play dirty, the side that loved to play slutty.
He watched their lips connect above him, their tongues dueling for dominance. He knew Robin would win. Lily always let her win. And when Robin won, he was in for a world of inspired pleasure and pain. Nothing got her stimulated more, nothing got him stimulated more.
He just wished that damn beeping noise would stop. It was fucking annoying and it totally killed the mood.
FIN
***
*I guess this isn't overly clear so I'll just make a note at the end. This is Barney's dream and the beeping is his alarm clock. I really wrote this thinking I didn't want to go to work today. Thanks.
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on 2009-02-20 07:03 pm (UTC)and yay bondage :)