Lip Smacking (Not A) Good Time

[snogged]

Do you remember me telling you about my new coworker at Power Packer? The temp who never seems to take a break?

Yeah...well, that doesn't bother me about him anymore. What bothers me now is the way he eats while sitting at his desk. It's this constant lip-smacking that's reminiscent of Lily's abnormally loud chewing from the episode "Spoiler Alert" on How I Met Your Mother.

It makes me want to scream.

Would it be wrong of me to hide his food?

Comments

[shakensilence.livejournal.com]

I'll drive there and help you hide his food... seriously... I have a thing about chewing... the sound of chewing drives me bonkers. I hate the sound of my own chewing (which makes me eat really fast to get it over with) so other people's chewing is even worse. I can't be around it unless I'm eating too. So if you need someone to come and be sneaky about hiding his food... I am right there baby!

I just hope I can make it on $14 dollars of gas cuz that's all I got.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*squishes*