Lip Smacking (Not A) Good Time

[snogged]

Do you remember me telling you about my new coworker at Power Packer? The temp who never seems to take a break?

Yeah...well, that doesn't bother me about him anymore. What bothers me now is the way he eats while sitting at his desk. It's this constant lip-smacking that's reminiscent of Lily's abnormally loud chewing from the episode "Spoiler Alert" on How I Met Your Mother.

It makes me want to scream.

Would it be wrong of me to hide his food?

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

I'm shuddering at the thought of the noise he makes. Hide his food...or glue his lips together.


Gabrielle

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I've never been more grateful for headphones, my friend.

[evangelin1202.livejournal.com]

If he's anything like Lily, I'd help you hide his food! :D

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Glad to know you're on board. :)

[rua1412.livejournal.com]

Nope! Go for it!

Is it strange that your story made me think of Buffy season 4, when she had a demon roommate? LOL

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Not strange at all!
The demon roommate is another great example of annoyances.

[shakensilence.livejournal.com]

I'll drive there and help you hide his food... seriously... I have a thing about chewing... the sound of chewing drives me bonkers. I hate the sound of my own chewing (which makes me eat really fast to get it over with) so other people's chewing is even worse. I can't be around it unless I'm eating too. So if you need someone to come and be sneaky about hiding his food... I am right there baby!

I just hope I can make it on $14 dollars of gas cuz that's all I got.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

*squishes*

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

Used to be a teacher in the lunchroom who grunted and snorted while eating -- loudly -- really.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

That disturbs me.

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

Well, it sure as hell disturbed me and everyone else, for that matter. A few teachers ate elsewhere as a result. He finally noticed and decamped, though none of us ever taxed him with it.

[sionnach-ayame.livejournal.com]

Oh my. That is one of my pet peeves as well! :( I'm sorry, hon!

I don't think it would be wrong at all! *grin*

[snogged.livejournal.com]

The worst part is...he kept doing it the rest of the afternoon...and he wasn't even EATING! I could literally hear him over the sound of my music.

*shudders*

[cafedemonde.livejournal.com]

Just tell him "Dude, stop smacking." OMG!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I'd like to.

[spike7451.livejournal.com]

I'd hide it. lol.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

It would be easier to hide it if he didn't keep it in his bag.