Lip Smacking (Not A) Good Time

[snogged]

Do you remember me telling you about my new coworker at Power Packer? The temp who never seems to take a break?

Yeah...well, that doesn't bother me about him anymore. What bothers me now is the way he eats while sitting at his desk. It's this constant lip-smacking that's reminiscent of Lily's abnormally loud chewing from the episode "Spoiler Alert" on How I Met Your Mother.

It makes me want to scream.

Would it be wrong of me to hide his food?

Comments

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

Used to be a teacher in the lunchroom who grunted and snorted while eating -- loudly -- really.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

That disturbs me.

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

Well, it sure as hell disturbed me and everyone else, for that matter. A few teachers ate elsewhere as a result. He finally noticed and decamped, though none of us ever taxed him with it.