Snogged: An Insatiable State of Mind

I believe in healing with smut, so hope you enjoy this one!

Title: Skinemax

Author: snogged

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own the cast of How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Other, Lily

Word Count: 844

Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; for voyeurism, sexual situations, and masturbation

Setting: set during Season 5's "The Rough Patch"

Summary: Lily watches Archisexture

Beta: None. All mistakes are mine.

A/N: Feedback is total love :)

( Skinemax )

Title: Barney’s Pets (1/?)
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing(s): Barney/other
Word Count: 146
Rating: Overall this project will be FRAO/NC-17.
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Language, Sexual Slurs, BDSM, Domination/submission
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Barney has learned some women are willing to do anything…
Beta: none. Any and all mistakes are mine.
Prompt: 93- Consent.
A/N: This will be a series of drabbles (100-200 words) written in response to the himym_darkfic prompt table.

( Barney's Pets - (1/?) )

Title: Better
Author: a co-fic by idioticonion and snogged
Rating: FRAO/NC-17 for explicit sex, blowjobs, adult language/sexual slurs, angst, and adult situations
Summary: Barney Stinson knows he's awesome in bed, but is he really?
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Barney/Robin, Barney/OFC
Spoilers: AU from HIMYM 4.12
Author's notes: The ultimate in Objection!fic.   This has been something stewing in our brains for a little while! There is also likely to be a follow-up. Comments always loved and wanted...And although this has been checked over, any spelling/grammar errors are ours.
Word Count: 2,758

Title: Dirty Boy
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/(I can’t tell you or it wouldn’t be a surprise)
Word Count: 1464
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for SLASH, themes of BDSM, blow jobs, adult language, sexual slurs, and a little mindfuckery.
Spoilers: Set between “Miracles” and “The Best Burger In New York”
Team Beta: many thanks to darlingchaos, rockstarpeach, and kallie_kat for their awesome beta skills. Also, idioticonion for reading the first draft and reassuring me that that my smut muse isn't dead.
A/N: Written for rockstarpeach who wanted the kink: denial (as in, denying how much one enjoys a situation that others would find unappealing) and for idioticonion who wanted to see Barney in a Dom/sub situation.

( Dirty Boy )