I just woke up into a nightmare.

[snogged]

OH MY FUCKING GEE!!!!!!

I woke up this morning for work, went to do my morning routine (brush teeth, brush hair, etc.), and then I looked into the damn mirror and...

THERE WAS A FUCKING HUGE-ASS YELLOW SPIDER CHILLING OUT IN MY HAIR!!!!

I immediately starting screaming and twitching and smacking myself in the head.

Then, hopped into the shower to try and drown the bastard.

*shudders*

Now every random itch on body feels like something.

GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!

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[cee-m.livejournal.com]

I would have freaked the HELL out. Spiders and I are not goodly friends. *shivers*

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I was definitely down with the freaking.