Snogged: An Insatiable State of Mind

Title: Weapon of Choice
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own the characters of How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 432
Rating/Warnings: FRT-13/PG-13; language, weapon talk, and hints of violence
Spoilers: Season 6.06 – “Baby Talk”
Summary: This is a story about…weapons.

A/N: All mistakes are mine.

( Weapon of Choice )

I don't feel this is enough to justify an lj-cut.

And also, please feel free to snag any you like. Just comment and credit me, please :)

One Heroes

*Won third place at otherworldlyric

One BtVS


Two Barney/Robin
1. 2.

Title: Biblically Dirty
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: HIMYM is owned by the wonderful duo Carter Bays and Craig Thomas.
Pairing: Barney/Robin (friendship)
Rating/Warnings: FRT-13/PG-13; for sexual bible references. Seriously, I’m quoting Ezekiel 23:19-20.
Word Count: 211
Prompt: Bible
Requested by tempestdance because she stumped the author.
Summary: Barney finds the dirtiest verse in the Bible so naturally he needs to share
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.
A/N: I was really hoping to find a site like smuttybibleverses.com but alas, I had to settle for everything2.com

( Bibically Dirty )

Title: Baby Girl
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney/Robin, mentions Robin/Ted
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; daddy!kink/ageplay, consensual sex (doggie-style), adult language, office desk!sex.
Setting: AU
Word Count: 1013
Beta: None. Please point out any spelling/grammar errors. Thanks to IO for the initial read-through though!
A/N: Dedicated with love to Miss Mezz (secondmezzanine) who’s celebrating her birthday today.

( Baby Girl )

Title: Complete and Utter Surrender (Part 4 of the Three Days Verse)
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 1211
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; explicit sex, BDSM, Domination/submission, whips, language,
Spoilers: Season 4 “Mosbius Designs”
Summary: The part where Barney ties Robin to the bed and has his way with her…
Beta: None. Any spelling/grammar errors are mine. Many thanks to idioticonion for all the read-throughs and for the continual encouragement that I keep working on this 'verse.

Previous Chapters: Three Days , Three Days Later , On The Third Day

( Complete and Utter Surrender )

Title: On The Third Day (follow-up to Three Days and Three Days Later )
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 1160
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; adult language, themes of Domination/Submission, sexual situations
Spoilers: Up to Season 4 “Mosbius Designs”
Summary: Culmination of Parts I and II
Beta: None. Any spelling/grammar errors are mine.
Dedicated to idioticonion who also convinced me to write more of this so just so you're aware

( On The Third Day )

Title: Three Days Later (follow-up to Three Days)
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/Robin (sorta), Barney's POV
Word Count: 984
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; masturbation, implied sexual situations, themes of Domination/submission, adult language
Spoilers: Season 4 “Mosbius Designs”
Summary: Barney gets a package with a surprise inside.
Beta: None. Any spelling/grammar errors are mine.
Dedicated to because_i_hope for so kindly demanding a follow-up to this that gives Barney’s perspective.

( Three Days Later )

Title: Three Days
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/Robin (sorta, Barney/PJ (sorta)
Word Count: 800
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; masturbation, implied sexual situations, themes of Domination/submission, adult language
Spoilers: Season 4 “Mosbius Designs”
Summary: PJ gets a package. Robin steals it.
Beta: None. Any spelling/grammar errors are mine.

( Three Days )

Title: Awesome Kids Drinking Game
Author: snogged
Team: The Wingmen
Word Count: 100
Fandom: HIMYM
Characters/Pairings: Barney, Robin
Rating/Warnings: FRT/PG
Author's Notes: This is post-Old King Clancy. Posted for him_tbbt_100

( Awesome Kids Drinking Game )

Title: Zombie Strippers
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue. There's also a special reference to Monty Python that I don't own either.
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 474
Rating: FRM/R; sexual situations, zombie talk, crack
Summary: Robin and Barney watch Zombie Strippers (which by the way is so fantastically crack-tastic that everyone should watch it...that is if they like zombies)
Spoilers: Post-"Old King Clancy"
A/N: This isn't set in the classic Afterdeath!verse that so many folks are playing in seeing as Barney's not actually a zombie and neither is Robin... but I really want to dedicate this to all the crazy folks that love zombies as much as I do.

( Zombie Strippers )