Snogged: An Insatiable State of Mind

Title: Ties
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Word Count: 100
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; sexual content
Spoilers: None
Summary: Ties are complicated.
A/N: Written for da_phoenix13 who requested Barney/Ted - Ties. This weirdly ended up being in second person. Hope that works for you.

( Ties )

I'm taking the prompts I've gotten out of order. Hope that doesn't bother anyone.

Title: Riddles
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Word Count: 150
Rating/Warnings: FRT-13/PG-13; slash
Setting: Season 6 - Episode 1 *Contains Spoilers*
Summary: Here's a riddle for you...
A/N: Written for idioticonion who requested Barney/Ted - Reaction To Girls Kissing

( Riddles )

Title: Turning 30
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO; pure, unadulterated PWP
Summary: Barney's freaking out about his 30th birthday.
Setting: AU
Word Count: 343
Women With Red Pencils: idioticonion and secondmezzanine

This fic is dedicated with crazy, insane fan love to otempora42 who deserves a pervy birthday drabble and a snuggle.

( Turning 30 )

I only have one more left to go from the Drabble Call that I posted awhile back. WOOT!

General Disclaimer: I own nothing. All characters are over the age of 18.


Title: Magic Wand
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT/PG-13; sexual innuendo
Pairing: 21 Year Old Hermione/Barney Stinson
Prompt: Do You Like Magic?
Word Count: 113
Summary: Barney struggles to impress a witch…
Requested by idioticonion

( Barney/Hermione - idioticonion )

Title: Casual Fridays
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Prompt: Casual Fridays
Word Count: 134
Summary: GNB has Casual Fridays (set when Ted and Marshall work there)
Requested by lilithisbitter

( Barney/Ted - lilithisbitter )

Title: To The Ren-NAY-sance Faire!
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Word Count: 2748
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; explicit sexual situations (male slash), first times, public spaces/ some adult language
Spoilers: This is AU! Barney and Ted have just started dating.
Summary: Barney and Ted travel to the New York Ren-NAY-sance Faire.
Beta: the sweet rockstarpeach
Support Crew: darlingchaos and idioticonion
A/N: Dedicated to the lady of awesomesauce: roland44 who wanted to see Barney/Ted at the Faire.

( To the Ren-NAY-sance Faire - 2748 Words )

Title: Friends With Benefucks

Authors: snogged, lilithisbitter, and roland44

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Ted, implications for Ted/Robin

Word Count: 3264

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for slash, rimming, anal, public-ish sex, and adult language (including sexual slurs)

Spoilers: Season 2 (set after Robin tells Ted she loves him)

Summary: Barney and Ted have hot smutty sex. That’s all you need to know ;)

Beta: None. Please point out any spelling/grammar errors.

A/N: Inspired by this Conspiracy Theory discussion at idioticonion’s LJ

( Bros With Benefucks )

Continuing my day's attempt at finishing what I start :)

Title: No Fire
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing(s): Barney/Ted
Word Count: 133
Rating: FRM/R; slash, sexual situations
Spoilers: None. AU
Summary: Barney and Ted are in a secret relationship.
Beta: none. Any and all mistakes are mine.
A/N: for automotivesmile who wanted the pairing: Barney/Ted and the prompt: Magic Tricks

( No Fire )

Title: Daddy Issues
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO (to be safe); talk of daddy!kink/sexual situations, sexual language but the actual sex part is only implied. Also, humor/crack
Summary: Barney believes he knows why Ted would make him the star of any and all gay dreams.
Setting: Post-Season 4 “The Three Day Rule”
Word Count: 343
Beta: jerseystrife. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.
A/N: I wrote this in about 15 minutes while I was bored at work.

( Daddy Issues. Hot. )

Title: Level Up
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/FRAO (to be safe); slash, implied sex (anal and oral), sexual slurs, adult language, boob!talk, humor
Summary: Barney disapproves of Ted playing WoW.
Setting: I’m going to say AU though I wish to God, it was canon.
Word Count: 274
Prompt: World of Warcraft and Romance/Smut
Requested by jerseystrife
Beta: None. Please let me know if you spot any spelling/grammar errors.

( Level Up )

I was going to wait a day or two before I posted again but I just couldn't help myself. I was just so excited to go back into this crazy little AU verse and I'm sorry if I'm flooding anyone's flist.

Title: Back To Mocha (sequel to Subject to Interpretation )

Author: snogged

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue. All philosophical quotes are cited within the fic and were found by me using the powers of google-fu.

Pairing: College!Barney/College!Ted

Word Count: 2746

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; male slash, blowjobs, consensual sex (anal), romance/fluff

Spoilers: This story is AU because we all know that Ted and Barney never went to college together. But the story does link into the character’s backgrounds so “Game Night” and any episode featuring College!Ted. Again, this is the sequel to “Subject to Interpretation.”

Summary: Wherein the pretentious smartass and peace-loving hippie get it on...

Beta: The impeccable rockstarpeach. Any other mistakes are mine.

A/N: Written for the HIMYM Smut Duel and dedicated to everyone who read the original and demanded more from me.

( Back to Mocha )