Snogged: An Insatiable State of Mind

Title: Do Bad Things To You
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, and various other corporations own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Word Count: 200
Rating/Warnings: FRM/R; PWP
Setting: Season 6 – “Desperation Day”
Summary: Barney's thought process during Lily's Marshall fantasy.
Beta: idioticonion. All other mistakes are mine.
A/N: Blame Jace Everett. He was the first artist that came up on my iPod this morning. :P

( Do Bad Things To You )

Title: Sizzle

Author: snogged

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Lily/Barney

Word Count: 1022

Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; adult language, explicit sex

Setting: Season 5 - set somewhere in the realm of "Bagpipes"

Summary: Lily has the best husband ever.

Beta: idioticonion. All other mistakes are mine.

A/N: Written my Barney/Lily Ladies. You know who you are!

( Sizzle )

Title: A+

Author: snogged

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own the cast of How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney, Lily

Word Count: 546

Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; for school fetishes, voyeurism, and masturbation.

Setting: AU! (There are no guilty LAME feelings allowed while reading this fic.)

Summary: While waiting for Lily, Barney starts fantasizing...

Beta: None. All mistakes are mine.

A/N: Written for the HIMYM Kink Meme . Someone prompted Barney/Lily - School Mistress Fetish and I just had to oblige.

( A+ )

General Disclaimer: I own nothing. Please don't sue.


Title: Threesome
Author: snogged
Rating: FRAO/NC-17; language, sexual situations
Pairing: Billy/Penny/Hammer
Prompt: good and evil
Word Count: 100
Summary: Billy gets the best of both worlds…
Requested by otempora42

( Billy/Penny/Hammer - otempora42 )

Title: That’s How They Know
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT/PG
Pairing: Willow/Tonks
Prompt: Love and Magic
Word Count: 100
Summary: Willow and Tonks are in a relationship. Set Post-Season 7/Book 7
Requested by rileysaplank

( Willow/Tonks for rileysaplank )

Title: E-Vite
Author: snogged
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Prompt: Book Club
Word Count: 176 Words
Summary: Lily starts a book club…
Requested by loquaciousambie

( Barney/Lily for loquaciousambie )

Title: For Your Own Good
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Rating/Warnings: FRM/R; implied sex, angst
Summary: She lets him talk her into sex…
Setting: Lily’s in San Francisco
Word Count: 284
Beta: None. Let me know if you see any
Author’s Note: written for otempora42 who wanted Barney/Lily and insincerity. I hope this is something resembling what you wanted, hun.

( For Your Own Good )

Title: Power of Suggestion
Author: snogged
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue.
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Word Count: 937
Rating: NC-17/FRAO (to be safe) – for sexual situations, adult language, orgasm denial.
Spoilers: Season 4 “Sorry Bro” (a "Deleted Scene")
Summary: Why Barney really shredded Marshall’s pants…
Special thanks to darlingchaos for the beta and to idioticonion for the read through last night. Thanks ladies!

( Power of Suggestion )

Title: It’s Not Cheating, It’s Experimenting

Author: snogged

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Lily, implied Lily/Marshall

Word Count: 2172

Rating: NC-17/FRAO; for explicit sex (actually, I think PORN might be a better way to describe it), infidelity/cheating, adult language, angst, toys, spanking, and themes of BDSM.

Spoilers: Takes place during Season 4

Summary: Barney doesn’t do New Year’s Resolutions. Instead he plots evil schemes involving innocent, married women.

A/N: Written for the himym_slapbet monthly challenge that included Barney/Lily and resolutions. This is dedicated to all of the people that have supported my writing in this fandom. Thanks for being my muses and a special thanks to idioticonion for offering a few extra special suggestions. I apologize if there are any spelling/grammar mistakes.

( It's Not Cheating, It's Experimenting )

Holiday Drabble #19

Title: Siren, Thy Name Is Lily

Author: snogged

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own the rights to the How I Met Your Mother cast. They also own the Barney Christmas carols. I don’t. Please don’t sue.

Pairing: Barney/Lily, implied Lily/Marshall

Word Count: 582

Rating: R/FRM; sexual innuendo, infidelity/kissing, language

Summary: Things happen under the mistletoe… Includes references to “Little Minnesota” but doesn’t fall into canon.

Beta: darlingchaos gave this a look for me. So any other mistakes are mine.

A/N: written for aaronlisa who wanted Barney/Lily and mistletoe.

( Siren, Thy Name Is Lily )

now that I'm done with my nine requests, I can share them with the rest of you :) I really tried to make them all fit the 100 word requirement but I only managed 8 of those.

Hope you enjoy!

BtVS/AtS (8)
How I Met Your Mother (1)

Title: Gonna Make It Hurt
Author: snogged
Pairing: Angel/Spike
Rating: FRM/R; themes of dub-con, violence, sexual slurs, dark
Summary: Angel doesn’t like the way Spike makes glances at Connor…
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: Written for cafedemonde who requested: "How about some season 5 Spike/Angel (big surprise there) but Angel's in a tiff because Spike and Connor get a little too friendly. A little non-con involved for poor Spikey."

( Gonna Make It Hurt )

Title: The Perks of Going Gay
Author: snogged
Pairing: Willow/Cordelia
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13, roleplaying, sexual slur, f/f
Summary: Cordelia has always had a things for perks in relationships.
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: written for zoesmith who wanted: "How about some Willow/Cordy naughtiness? I'd love it if there was a cheerleader uniform involved ;)"

( The Perks of Going Gay )

Title: Pretty Things
Author: snogged
Pairing: Spike/Cordelia
Rating: FRM/R; torture, bondage, dark
Summary: Spike has a penchant for pretty girls and torture….
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: written for cafedemonde who requested "Spike/Cordelia - Season 2 timeframe. Those two met, we just never saw it onscreen. Of course Spike is very evil, but likes pretty things too."

( Pretty Things )

Title: Needing
Author: snogged
Pairing: Angel/Willow
Rating: FRAO/NC-17, sexual intercourse
Summary: The need is overwhelming…
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: written for ginnyrules2 who wanted: “Could I get some Willow/Angel, set whenver you want, with the prompt 'Need'? Can be any rating of course, worksafe or not.”

( Needing )

Title: The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Author: snogged
Pairing: NC-17/FRAO; m/m/m
Rating: Xander/Angel/Spike, from Willow’s POV
Summary: Takes place after the events of “School Hard”
Word Count: 150
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: For jasonsnene who requested: "Xander/Angel or Xander/Spike with a side of Willow with the prompt betrayal." This might not have been what you expected, hun and I couldn't bring myself to cut those 50 extra words either.

( The Way The Cookie Crumbles )

Title: Elusive
Author: snogged
Pairing: Willow/Angel, Buffy
Rating: FRT/PG
Summary: Buffy walks in on something she’ll never have…
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: written for velvetwhip: “I want Willow/Angel (getting caught by Buffy would be fun)”

( Elusive )

Title: Hot For Teacher
Author: snogged
Pairing: Willow/Angel
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13
Summary: An Angel a days keeps the teacher satisfied….
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: for sionnach_ayame who wanted: “Could I get an Angel/Willow/Spike drabble with role play as the prompt?”

( Hot For Teacher )

Title: Marked
Author: snogged
Pairing: Angelus/Willow
Rating: NC-17/FRAO; dark, bloodplay, non-con (no sex)
Summary: The scars and the tears won’t make it stop…
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Joss Whedon owns them all and I don’t want to face his wrath.
A/N: Please heed the warnings before you dive beneath the cut. This is a dark fic for a reason. Written for lesbianbutch04 who wanted “Angelus/Willow and some Blood play would be nice”

( Marked )

Title: The Harlot and the Narcissist
Author: snogged
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Rating: FRT/PG
Summary: Barney and Lily share an unexpected moment…
Word Count: 100
Feedback: Yes, please
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I take credit for nothing. Carter Bays and Craig Thomas are truly made of awesome for creating this show.
A/N: for aaronlisa who requested: “How about some How I Met Your Mother focusing on Barney and Lily and some stolen kisses?”

( The Harlot and the Narcissist )